lazoriss
lazoriss
Hi Im Laz
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(NSFW SOMETIMES. 18+ BLOG)  28 yo Floridian. They/Them
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lazoriss · 5 years ago
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condors and avocados are the same
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🐞 please credit me if you repost!
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tomorrow is a national holiday
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lazoriss · 5 years ago
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No gay has all 5:
- A job
- Good relationship with father
- Neurotypical brain
- Ability to top
- Driver’s license
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lazoriss · 5 years ago
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its literally so fucking wild seeing people your age having kids on purpose now
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appreciation post for snufkin’s high-heeled banana boots in moomin lives dangerously
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lazoriss · 5 years ago
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‘tomboy’ literally was just parent code for ‘awwww this child is gay, now lets never address it and hope it goes away before it stops being cute’ like if you were a tomboy child im sorry
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This video somehow pinpoints my exact sense of humor
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lazoriss · 5 years ago
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Wolf pup howling for the first time
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lazoriss · 5 years ago
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anyone know that reddit post about a girl who’s gf washes her hair and it talks about non sexual intimacy
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lazoriss · 5 years ago
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wizard towers aren’t built. they sprout up after rainfall like a mushroom. and yes btw the wizard is already inside it
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lazoriss · 5 years ago
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Yall wanting to honor Stonewall are great but that energy shouldn't be confined to a certain day or month. What I'm trying to say is throw bricks at cops 24/7 every day every year forever.
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middle child nonsense 
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