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Horror is obligated to look at Dust’s theories and papers fam. He had no choice. I like to think Horror gave up on science a long time ago. He associates it with a negative experience, but it doesn’t mean he can’t acknowledge some good shit. He gave up on it completely but he’s not out of the loop of it.

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"I wish you have always been Asgard's ally!"

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Dibujitos que hice como icon y encabezado de Twitter, Horrordust obviamente-

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reverto content i forgot to post

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I'm hopeful that 'increased verticality' and 'more ride actions' means expanding the roster of beasties who can fly in monster hunter stories 3.

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Just in case!

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i, too, would like my head to be cushioned by wyll ravengard's bosom :3

throws these things into a cooking pot and blows up the kitchen

i cant stop drawing them grrrgrrrrrrrrrrr GRAAAAARARARRRRRRGHHHH

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Twin Flame

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Seems like you left some moldy food in your fridge…

I guess it’s their fridge now

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the bg3 community in general does NOT talk enough about how ludicrously OP gale was pre-folly and pre-tadpole.

- archmage. not an arbitrary title - awarded to 18+ level wizards. meaning he could cast spells through 9th level.

- chosen of mystra. akin to demigod-level status. slowed aging, chosen-specific abilities, direct access to the depths of the Weave, plus more.

- lover of mystra AND protégé of Elminster Aumar. privy to the most advanced Weave manipulation and magical tutelage.

imagine a situation where tav/his partner falls in battle and gale loses it. magic explodes out of him in raw waves. his grief/rage calls on the Weave without verbal control. he reduces the battlefield to cinders. blood pours out of his nose as he casts far more than his body can currently handle. his eyes glow. runes appear and disappear across his skin.

and the party remembers that oh shit. this wizard who cooked them stew and rambled about planar theory used to be a living magical weapon. and still has the capacity to be.

perhaps expect more writing soon 😶

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Big fan of the idea of Astarion’s baby being fucking weird btw. Like, she’d be a dhampir, that has to be a strange experience.

He goes to check on her in the nursery at night and she’s already sat upright in the crib looking at him? The light from the hallway catches on her weird little vampire eyes and makes them glow in the dark? Freak baby.

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More shitty sketches but I uh

I really like Marco

(Various sketches of marco as I taught myself how to draw him in my style. Everything WIP as usual)

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The thing is, even if you were lucky and your parents taught you how to clean, they probably didn't teach you how to clean the stuff you clean stuff with, like brushes, mops, sponges, rags, and so on. Or how to clean your cleaning appliances, like a dish washer, clothes washing machine, and clothes dryer and its ducts (if you have a ducted dryer), or a carpet cleaner, vacuum, Or how to clean up clean messes, like spilled bleach or detergent.

My parents threw away all of these things (even the vacuum cleaners and the dryer) when they got too dirty to function, because no one even told them THAT they could be cleaned. Cost them thousands of dollars over the years.

All I'm saying is that cleaning is not intuitive, and not knowing how to clean is not a moral failing, but it is something you can learn.

I'm going to reblog this post with resources for learning how to clean things and how to clean cleaning things (I'm not at my desk at the moment). If you have any favorites, please feel free to add them in too!

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I was racking my brain trying to figure out how to draw this song.

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Marco rescuing Ace from an ambush but he looks fantastic while he does it