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lazyprunepartyfreak · 5 years ago
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I knew it .. there’s no way the Chinese were trying to kill us .. my wife buys my son and I new pyjamas every Christmas .. just look at what they’ve put on the tag .. #lovely (at Glastonbury, Somerset, United Kingdom) https://www.instagram.com/p/CJNvbAJsyD_/?igshid=pkselxbflsho
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lazyprunepartyfreak · 5 years ago
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I just woke up from a crazy dream and realise what Werner Erhard was trying to convey when he spoke about righteousness .. nobody should be taking a stand for righteousness .. create possibilities and take a stand in that .. I always thought he cites righteousness as an extension of being right .. that’s not it .. I just got the thing about indignant righteousness and the cost is love and affinity .. no human being has the right to a perfect childhood .. I love my parents for the mistakes they made .. no child has a right to food, water or education .. no young adult has the right to a job .. nobody has the right to a home .. as soon as we take a stand for “what do I get” life closes the door on us .. our parents performed miracles with us and gave us what they wanted to .. life presents opportunities every day .. for change .. for happiness .. for stability .. for wealth .. when we stand up for what we believe like it’s a possibility instead of our right, we take responsibility for the outcome, stake our claim on the heavens and become creators of destiny. We deserve nothing and everything we receive deserves gratitude .. live life from the ideas in this short paragraph and the path will be long .. maybe it’s time to stop hacking at the brambles and moaning about a birth right to a paradise .. paradise lies in stepping down << I haven’t got you a present or sent you a card so this idea (which just came in straight from the autistic technicolor dream machine) will have to do with warm wishes and gratitude and appreciation that we are friends .. may your feast be merry as we celebrate and thinking of you X (at Glastonbury, Somerset, United Kingdom) https://www.instagram.com/p/CJMzshBsoUv/?igshid=1fq4i0aynkzz4
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lazyprunepartyfreak · 5 years ago
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for many this will be one of the most bountiful and prosperous Christmas they’ve ever had .. think about it .. get paid a few hundred quid a week and then you get paid for taking months off .. so you do something else, DIY shops open so you save a fortune on decorating .. pubs are closed so you don’t spend on going out .. no need for those shitty designer jeans or the monkey T .. the shops are shut so you learn to use Amazon .. wow it’s actually easy and cheap .. so muppets .. share some of that good fortune with someone who hasn’t been lucky enough to .. #justsaying (at Glastonbury, Somerset, United Kingdom) https://www.instagram.com/p/CJMiIQtMqic/?igshid=17gpicvypae9h
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lazyprunepartyfreak · 5 years ago
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life has gone so sideways I’ve stopped worrying about it feeling surreal .. conversation in our house now goes “Mark, do you know anyone who wants two hundred fish, we can’t put them in the fridge?” .. and having run a music shop in Glastonbury for several years I almost always know someone does something way more surreal, so it kinda seems normal .. (at Sonus Magus Music Shop Glastonbury) https://www.instagram.com/p/CJMT1kXsDoj/?igshid=1ietui4qutm6b
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lazyprunepartyfreak · 5 years ago
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having one of these would be seriously useful .. better than a Room 101 (at Sonus Magus Music Shop Glastonbury) https://www.instagram.com/p/CJMNkJXgNkq/?igshid=j6mx8zk52w03
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lazyprunepartyfreak · 5 years ago
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useless twats been locked out of my @Coinbase account for days now and was going to invest a million billion squid .. avoid this platform then .. no response from support .. no way to resolve it .. basically COINBASE is a bit SHIT!!! (at Glastonbury, Somerset, United Kingdom) https://www.instagram.com/p/CJHaErJsLz2/?igshid=qfdb25vyuakp
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lazyprunepartyfreak · 5 years ago
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wonder which of yesterday’s tier 4 visitors to #Glastonbury Tor will be in to kill me today? “it’s a hoax Mark” #cough (at Glastonbury, Somerset, United Kingdom) https://www.instagram.com/p/CJGSmxQs-CS/?igshid=g5uy7ciirnfs
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lazyprunepartyfreak · 5 years ago
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@davidtennantpod @david_tennantofficial just watching Mary, Queen of Scots where you seemed to be in an annoying competition with everyone to see who could act or sound the most authentically Scottish and my wife says “this is what he really sounds like” and puts ‘Staged’ on .. several episodes in and @samuelljackson has appeared .. do more of this I’m guessing you’ve been type cast as an annoying Scottish bloke that’s full of himself and you’re probably really lovely LOL (at Sonus Magus Music Shop Glastonbury) https://www.instagram.com/p/CJE0VH-sc-h/?igshid=1vkwa0vqzdtpq
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lazyprunepartyfreak · 5 years ago
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I’ve decided to become a Jehovah’s Witness .. it all makes so much sense (apart from the child sex abuse lawsuits) .. you won’t be getting a Christmas card, or a present .. also if you need blood, or a kidney, don’t ask .. right that’s the stress dealt with .. does anyone know where I can buy heroin? (at Glastonbury, Somerset, United Kingdom) https://www.instagram.com/p/CJDs85GM8V7/?igshid=1r6g3t13132if
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lazyprunepartyfreak · 5 years ago
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IMPORT: (from our inaugurated Bard, Pok) - Here we go into our day of No Time in the er proposed modern druidic made from remnants of an Old way of how we saw the Year Turn here in Albion. Ruis, this being Elder is last moonth of olde ogham rune tree year wheel moving now into 1st moonth Beth or Birch. Tonight two extra trees guard sentinel at their stations as we move through the Winter Solstice extra day of the 13 moonth of 28 days with Winter Solstice as the extra day pagan people of the 'pays' later peasant land year into the olde new Year. These trees are tonight Ido the Yew and after Solstice the Scots Pine/ Fur ogham = Idho open the way to the new cycle as we start toward Spring,though all is totalled by the Wytche Elder and Mystic Yew. Only Elves hold watch high in the Pines seeing with their far seeing eyes the land turning to Summer Solstice and shoots of growth of last year already potent in the ground. have wonderful Solstice X pok (at Glastonbury, Somerset, United Kingdom) https://www.instagram.com/p/CJBUC-OsYzg/?igshid=y8xzzoz5fo7i
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lazyprunepartyfreak · 5 years ago
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#racism #manipulation and abuse of position this man is utterly horrible (at Glastonbury, Somerset, United Kingdom) https://www.instagram.com/p/CI_rks4s5if/?igshid=1vprowpbgqeck
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lazyprunepartyfreak · 5 years ago
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can someone please lend me a nice coat to ascend in? I’m a bit worried about going to the next dimension in Gucci or Prada because it’s not very spiritual .. I need it by Sunday .. blessings X (at Glastonbury, Somerset, United Kingdom) https://www.instagram.com/p/CI78lUWlfm8/?igshid=tf7y2x8iq5ou
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lazyprunepartyfreak · 5 years ago
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.. when you wake up to find out you are less important than the dog? (at Glastonbury, Somerset, United Kingdom) https://www.instagram.com/p/CI77A61FdOJ/?igshid=1ulqp5rr4tomu
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lazyprunepartyfreak · 5 years ago
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#disappointing so my wife won’t be getting @penhaligons_london for Christmas .. you would think a luxury brand would have a website that didn’t take you around in circles, or that a cancellation might come with an apology or alternative or that customer service might follow up .. while my order was nearly £200 it’s cost considerably more on wasted time alone so I give up .. #penhaligons #penhaligonslondon @trustpilot (at Glastonbury, Somerset, United Kingdom) https://www.instagram.com/p/CI5eEbmFVVN/?igshid=1p11oyx3m8z5y
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lazyprunepartyfreak · 5 years ago
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‘Tis I .. returned from distant shores, a voice thundered in my head “what’s your money story Tinley” .. “there are three” another replied “you can’t have full house without three stories and so the gamble begins” .. ‘‘twas Great Grandfather Nossiter it seems, who drank away his voices and yet they told him which horses would win .. and so the story goes, for every bet placed by another, a win .. for him however always lost” my story from this? only others may benefit from my hunches and intuitions .. so when I say “back it” and you invest your coins in bits, rest assured the proof and while BitCoin prices are through the roof my money is spread across the losing nags .. erm .. still working on it .. (at Sonus Magus Music Shop Glastonbury) https://www.instagram.com/p/CI5ZBv1F2Rb/?igshid=e1m5q4ixsjhq
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lazyprunepartyfreak · 5 years ago
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where are the iguanas? (at Glastonbury, Somerset, United Kingdom) https://www.instagram.com/p/CI5PTJ-FHpM/?igshid=67nu4cf8vtwz
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lazyprunepartyfreak · 5 years ago
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@morrisons #Glastonbury have been rewarded for the kindness to the community with a rainbow .. thanks Alison ;/) (at Glastonbury, Somerset, United Kingdom) https://www.instagram.com/p/CI0dXjMltGI/?igshid=1dq0sqbyhxhgo
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