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max looking respectfully: 🙂‍↕️🤤🤤

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[Charles at his maman's house and is looking at something on his phone]

Lorenzo *passing by*: oh, is that a tiktok with Max and you?

Charles *twitches and blushes*: w-what? Of course not

Lorenzo: ARTHUUUUUR, come here there's something interesting ...😏

Charles: NO stop!!!!

Arthur: what happened?

Lorenzo: Charles is suffering because of his crush on Max and I saw him watching a tiktok with himself and Max, I'm sure it wasn't the first and not the last!

Arthur *pulling out his phone*: ohhhh my older brother still hasn't confessed his feelings, well it's okay I'll text Max now, I'm sure he'll like the news

*runs away from the embarrassed and angry Charles with an evil laugh*

*sounds of a fight and screams*

Their maman *to Lorenzo*: I thought they were already dating and Charles was just embarrassed to tell me...

Lorenzo: I think they'll DEFINITELY start this year, I've placed a bet with Pierre and Arthur

Maman: I didn't teach you that, it's impolite!

Lorenzo:

Maman: can I place a bet too?

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Lestappen Hickeygate 2024

On Friday, Charles was photographed and appeared in several pieces of video content before FP1 of the Qatar Grand Prix. His neck was free of any markings at this time, and he was playing the PR game as usual, though his murderous rage still burned deep within from Las Vegas. Notably, his girlfriend Alex is NOT present in Qatar for this race.

On Saturday, Max Verstappen is hit with an asinine penalty after qualifying on Pole, dropping him to P2 for Sunday's race. He is filled with rage and yearns to fistfight the FIA Stews and George "YabaDabaDon't" Russell late into the night. We can only assume he instead took this rage to his long-time "rival" Charles Leclerc, and they fucked nasty about it.

Fast forward to Sunday, Race Day, Max is late to the Driver's Parade holding room and says he was busy "being silly in his Driver's Room". Charles is also notably delayed in arriving at the staging area. A small developing hickey is quickly noticed on Charles's neck...

Max pulls out an AMAZING win in his shit car and his enemies all experience astronomical levels of karma during the race. Charles pulls out a P2 getting us the best Lestappen podium of our dreams with Oscar getting to third wheel.

At the FIA post-race press conference, a small hickey is still noticeable on Charles's neck while he is giggling and yapping with Max...

Lestappen is so Lestappening. 2024 you are iconic.

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Max:"did u get a nap?"

Charles:"yeah I was with the on the massage[.....?] So ,It was pretty well"

Max:"ahh yeah!! your nose gets [....?]"

[From ferrari 2024 Las Vegas Gp | podium and points youtube video]

I wrote what I understood okay?😭

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i'm begging charles and max to have a normal conversation

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charles you were on the what 😭

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the double check sure

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Finally some good content from Las Vegas.

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Brazil gp Las Vegas gp

Look at charles these days giving those heart eyes to max is he even listening to what max was saying 😭

(both are at the time of the driver parade)

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"I mean I've always knew how good Max has been in all his career and in older categories he has been racing in, he's been super competitive. He's showing that in Formula One now and even in a season like this where it's not exactly a season like last year where he's had a dominant car from the first race to the last race, I think he had a dominant car at the beginning of the season but very quickly Mclaren was the fastest car. And then in the last 2/3 races we are maybe in front of him in terms of car but he's been the most consistent from the first race to the last race & he deserves that title/championship. However that motivates me for next because now we are a bit more in the fight with the car, I'm looking forward to next year but yeah he deserves it & he's done a great job."

🎥 scuderiafemboy

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fuck it lestappen love is embarrassing edit

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It’s not a thing or anything. Not really.

Charles hasn’t called. Hasn’t texted. Hasn’t reached out. Hasn’t shown any sign of interest, any sign of life since they went separate ways post press con.

Not that he’s waiting for it.

It’s not a thing, after all.

10:35 by @unlapped, Austin winners room AU

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max laughing in the back when they bring up the "do you think lestappen in real?", well he didn't deny it so....

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no i am sorry but charles YANKING his hand away from pierre???? so he can shake hands with max? the way they left him standing there, the way they kept yapping to each other with zero regard for anyone else? my boyfriends are so back.

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nothing, just max smiling the whole time watching and smile even harder when charles pops up to end his part 🥹❤️

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THE DRIVERS FINISHING THE LINES OF THE ICONIC INCHIDENT MEME 😭😭😭