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VIETNAM HAS MOSS FROGS.

THEY LIVE IN MOSS.

THEY ARE CUTE AS FUCK!

Thank you for coming to my ted talk. Now lets go live the way of the moss frog.

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I hope fanfiction writers know that I think of them like celebrities

I literally scream a little bit whenever one of them interacts with a comment i made on one of their posts like they are literally famous in my mind

thank you fanfiction writers you are literally sometimes the only thing keeping me alive 

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staff: no more nsfw tags

Y'all: Oh no how will we tag our nsfw work!?

Intellectuals:

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Reblog if you say "Y'all"

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reblog to give a lesbian a sword, a bi girl a dagger, and a trans girl a cool gun

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every time i get a new follower who isn’t a porn bot:

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rafe c.

key: fluff (~) smut (*) angst (^) dark themes (;)

>sweet serial killer (*;) @delicateflowerss​

>slut me out (*) @simpforboys​

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sam w. fic recs

key: fluff (~) smut (*) angst (^) dark themes (;)

>and if you want to use me, i could be your puppet (*;) @anchoeritic​ (ft. bucky b.)

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bucky b. fic recs

key: fluff (~) smut (*) angst (^) dark themes (;)

>and if you want to use me, i could be your puppet (*;) @anchoeritic​ (ft. sam w.)

>good peach (*) @wndalovebot​

>operation get mr bucky and momma together (~) @golden-barnes​

>sunrise, sunset (*) @little-spicy​ (ft. steve r.)

>before i knew what love was (~*) @fatecantstopme​

>fuckboy! bucky drabble (~) @buckyalpine​

>just a taste (*) @buckyalpine​ (ft. steve r.)

>my heart is thrilled by the still of your hand (*~) @mysecretlittlelibrary​

>full (*) @buckycuddlebuddy

>lactation kink! bucky (*) @buckyalpine

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steve h. fic recs

key: fluff (~) smut (*) angst (^) dark themes (;)

>what best friends are for (*;) @hard-candy-writing​ (ft. eddie m.)

>daddy! steve (*) @fleurfairie

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eddie m. fic recs

key: fluff (~) smut (*) angst (^) dark themes (;)

>untouchable (*) @pxrxcxa​

part 2 (*)

part 3 (*)

>hung!mean! eddie blurb (*) @scarleart​

>what best friends are for (*;) @hard-candy-writing (ft. steve h.)

>​bad idea (*) @ourautumn86​

>rub her nose in it (*) @forays-into-fiction​

>stick & poke (*) @idkmanijustwannawrite​

>good for you (*) @whoahoney​

>bad things (*) @goldenbuckyyy

it’ll be okay (*^)

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FIC RECS

stranger things:

eddie m.

steve h.

billy h.

criminal minds:

spencer r.

aaron h.

supernatural:

dean w.

sam w.

castiel

marvel cinematic universe:

bucky b.

steve r.

sam w.

peter p.

natasha r.

yelena b.

wanda m.

pietro m.

the amazing spider-man:

peter p.

outer banks:

rafe c.

jj m.

john b r. 

main masterlist 

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steve r. fic recs

key: fluff (~) smut (*) angst (^) dark themes (;)

>sunrise, sunset (*) @little-spicy​ (ft. bucky b.)

>just a taste (*) @buckyalpine​ (ft. bucky b.)

>tomorrow’s promise (*) @witchywithwhiskey

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What the past couple days have felt like

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(Please god I had to block like 15 of them today)