lcbheathcliff

[lcbheathcliff]

Someone woulda died anyways, well if they ate whatever the hell you were making.

You guys need to stop getting me to cook, it’s making a lot of extra work for Manager Bud.

[lcbheathcliff]

Not if I do it first.

//brownie anon has returned. I hand you a notebook filled with my best baking and cooking recipes, then sneak you into the kitchen. Please make something with me. I want to teach you to make good food.

You sure this is a good idea? I think Ishmael might actually kill me if she finds me in the kitchen again.

[lcbheathcliff]

OW! That hurt like bloody hell.

[lcbheathcliff]

*(Well, there is a man here.)

*(He offered you something.)

*(You received an Egg)

*(Well, there is not a man here.)

The hell? I guess free egg for me? Hope this doesn't come and bite me in the arse later. [He takes the egg, and immediately becomes a Gmod Ragdoll and begins making the metal sound, clipping into the ground with the egg.]

[lcbheathcliff]

@justanotherdeckhand, mind making sure this bloke doesn't poison himself with his own cooking?

…can i take you out to dinner so you don’t have to cook on this date instead :) no reason :) haha

C’mon bud, you don’t even wanna try my cooking? The others might not like it but that doesn’t mean it’s bad. They don’t know what they’re talking about.

[lcbheathcliff]

Three hours after she ate your cooking Gregor, you ain't beating the allegations of being a bad cook.

…can i take you out to dinner so you don’t have to cook on this date instead :) no reason :) haha

C’mon bud, you don’t even wanna try my cooking? The others might not like it but that doesn’t mean it’s bad. They don’t know what they’re talking about.

[lcbheathcliff]

Gregor, Rodya was sick for weeks the last time she tried your cooking.

…can i take you out to dinner so you don’t have to cook on this date instead :) no reason :) haha

C’mon bud, you don’t even wanna try my cooking? The others might not like it but that doesn’t mean it’s bad. They don’t know what they’re talking about.

[lcbheathcliff]

I ain't a furry, stop lying about me to anons or I'll give you a reason as to why you should stop.

Furry

Kys I am not a furry. Heathcliff is

[lcbheathcliff]

[Insert drowning noises here]

TELL ME IF YOU WANT CANTO 6 CHARACTER RERUNS POSTED BEFORE THIS SET NOW!!!

[lcbheathcliff]

He's a drunk bastard man actually.

stinky bastard man

I take showers you twat and I am not a bastard. Say this to that cunt Heathcliff instead

[lcbheathcliff]

How do you take your cuppa? also ops on coffee?

I don't drink Coffee, more of a tea type of person.

[lcbheathcliff]

M!A: You now have a contained, docile Nothing There in your room just sitting there, acting like a dog

Uhhhhh, Oi @lcorpheath, you want this?

[lcbheathcliff]

You say that like its not the entire screen.

@lcbyuri, @eternal-haunt

Oi, Get a room ya wankers.

[lcbheathcliff]

Can't do, talking to Cathy and at the moment, guests are not allowed on the bus.

@lcbyuri, @eternal-haunt

Oi, Get a room ya wankers.

[lcbheathcliff]

No one wants to see horny posting on the dash. Especially me.

@lcbyuri, @eternal-haunt

Oi, Get a room ya wankers.

[lcbheathcliff]

@lcbyuri, @eternal-haunt

Oi, Get a room ya wankers.

[lcbheathcliff]

No you couldn't.

i could probably fix every single erlking id nya