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im sending you an abno

*you are given a box with a Standard Training-Dummy Rabbit sitting inside*

Ooo cute little fella

Seems completely harmless too ^_^

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Oh his manor is so big... so spacious...

I already know it's a renovated and redecorated version of the manor of You Know What but he did a damn good job

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Aight cool

I'll be there soon ^_^

Heyy erlkie some anon told me that the wing's gonna collapse in a couple of days

Mind if I hitch a ride?

- @lcorpheath

Of course you can. The birds can use an additional caring hand to tend to them.

[lcorpheath]

Would you eat an abnormality?

Nah I'd probably die on the spot

[lcorpheath]

Opinion on prosthetics?

They're OK? I guess? I mean they're not that harmful so I think I'm just neutral about them

[lcorpheath]

The wing is going to collapse soonish btw

Soonish? I better prepare myself and ring up Erlking so he can snatch me out of there then

Thanks for the heads up though ^_^

[lcorpheath]

throws a disembodied prosthetic arm at you

WHAT THE- Oh wait. Huh

Okay???

[lcorpheath]

kiss marry kill on all your colleagues GO

Hmm this will be pretty hard uhhh

Kiss Sinclair

Either that or hug him he really needs a big hug

Marry Hong Lu

He could help me learn a thing or two about keeping calm and stuff

Kill Ryoshu because she scares me

[lcorpheath]

Facility unholy, unfit for new world. Everything inside. - The 9th of Whitenight

Sssshuuuuut uuuuuuppp

[lcorpheath]

I keep forgetting about this blog during work hours

Then again it's those times in which I remember that I work at L Corp and an abno escaped again

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What did the Apostle do?

It threw me off

Several times

Then I got impaled

And then thrown off

Then I almost got beheaded

And thrown off again

And then I gave up and suppressed WhiteNight

[lcorpheath]

Hey I tried that thing that one anon wanted me to do with an apostle

Worst rodeo I've ever had in my life zero stars would not recommend

[lcorpheath]

for science, next time Whitenight breaches could you ride an Apostle, tell us how it is?

Well if it's for science then I can't argue with that

[lcorpheath]

Are the Apostles ridable?

I bet those things would try and yank you off the second you try

But it isn't impossible

[lcorpheath]

M!A: Superglued to Guido, no dying, certain bodily functions paused, etc. Lasts 7 hours.

Who the hell is-

Oh

[lcorpheath]

perhaps this will help next time

*hands you a slightly glowing funko pop of onesin*

Looks funky

I'll wait and see how it can help

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So annoying... Do inform me if you need assistance in Suppression with such a thing once more.

I'm more then certain three sets hands are far better then just two.

Absolutely

They do say the more the merrier after all