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In Africa, every 60 seconds that go by is a minute.

Most pertinent fact about Asia

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leafpool warrior cats is like if god called mary a dirty slut for having jesus outside of wedlock and wouldn't let her into heaven despite saying her child was necessary to save everyone

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I saw a few other blogs doing this so I thought I'd share my input on what I think would happen in the House MD universe in 2024:

the constant jokes abt house and wilson's relationship turns into the fellows jokingly writing fanfic abt their boss and his boy best friend. somewhere along the way they all get very serious abt the quality of it and it turns into a Whole Thing, a 150k+ novel that they vow to take to their graves.

house discovers the fic by accident and sends it to wilson. wilson discovers things abt himself and then he and house discover each other shortly thereafter.

house purposefully posts the fic online and credits the fellows by their entire full names so it embarrasses them more than house and wilson. It's never spoken abt again but it gets way more online attention than any of them expected.

wilson doesn't get how the Cloud works and accidentally uploads his and house's nudes to the google nest hub on his desk. He doesn't notice it until one of his sweet little old lady cancer patients points it out to him during their appointment. He throws the google nest hub into his trash can until he can figure out how to get the naked pictures off of it.

house has an alexa and abuses the hell out of it. sometimes ppl hear him screaming at someone in his office, only to walk in and find a robotic voice replying with "sorry, I didn't get that" and house throws it off the balcony.

wilson gets addicted to online shopping. house has to stage an intervention bc they do not have enough room in their closet for another pair of prada loafers and their kitchen is full of shitty gadgets that wilson bought off temu or something.

some right wing social media influencer comes in with a mysterious illness and ends up getting castrated as part of the solution. 13 personally does the procedure herself and house watches like a proud dad.

a patient reveals chase's grindr by shoving his phone at him and asking "is this you?" abt the headless profile with the ripped abs that says Dr. Feel Good, 0 feet away, in front of the rest of the team.

foreman finds the team doing tiktok dances bc house told them to learn it in order to understand their 15 yr old patient better.

chase medically murders mitch mcconnel and the entire hospital celebrates ding dong the witch is dead style.

there's a whole episode where house faces his transphobia bc of a trans patient that he connects with. the patient tells him to fuck off and go face his own problems instead of pretending to make it right by being nice to one trans person. And house does, even if he's not perfect, he really tries to do better.

13 gets her medical marijuana card and accidentally becomes the team's plug. her main customer is wilson who still supplies it to certain terminal patients. She hears "hey, can I hit your pen?" at least four times a day.

foreman buys a tesla and it blows up in the parking lot. they spend the entire episode trying to figure out who tried to kill foreman, but it turns out that teslas just do that sometimes.

there's an episode where house finds out that netflix is removing his favorite obscure tv show that ran for 2 seasons in 2002 and wilson recruits the team to hunt down a dvd copy of it without house finding out. they somehow manage to find one and spend a ridiculous amount of money on it, only to open the dvd case and find a copy of the porno wilson starred in that one time instead of the dvd of the show. park saves the day at the last minute by finding a copy of it in a box of dvds in her parents house.

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LEAFPOOL speedpaint on tt

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"This week on House MD. House and Apartment team up to fight the ultimate boss. Dr Bungalow."

aesthetic of the day i think

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ivypools baby names were litcherally so camp like........... if you get it you get it if you dont you DONT...................... I love her beautiful triplets thriftshop flipflop and bristleslop idk i needed the rhyming scheme

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small lil sketch

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not.been alive for 9.years but have some redtail red tailed hawk art

idk anatomy

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honestly sounds better than generic brown tabby 9000

splashtail shouldve had splotches in canon and be black and white idgaf

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Oh yeah also I was a Warrior Cats person a bunch of years ago. still kind of am but yknow

Anyways yeah they are cats now. there’s kinda lore behind them but I won’t lore dump here because it would end up as a long winded overdone ramble. maybe I’ll have good reason to sometime

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redtail but he actually looks alright

RED TAILED HAWK REDTAIL

qwality is SHITE

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Alternate Appearance sprites I think deserve more attention:

Frecklewish Skyclan

Brambleclaw

Blackstar

Leafstar

Brightheart

Tigerheart

These are some pretty cool alternate looks! I wonder if anyone has an au featuring mostly alternate designs...

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Arc: Graphic novel / manga

Type: character design

Country: North America

Characters: Ashkit / Ashfur

Artist: Natalie Riess and Sara Goetter

Source: https://warriorcats.com/content/article/meet-ashkit-new-graphic-novel-art

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dead dove do not eat, and two things that i forgot

marvellous

Spin this wheel of ~300 AO3 tags three times.

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thought that my tumblr wasn't loading for a sec

hi everyone i pay for tumblr premium and they give you a monthly free blaze post and last time i blazed my favourite colour and i received hate anons for days so im doing another one. this is also my fave! please feel free to send your fave colours and ill blaze them next month so you can receive your own death threats!

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slowly getting back into the osc

have my objectsona, astro pi. she/they aro-ace demigirl

possibly not accurate but most of my drawings of her were traditional art lost through time