leaflingsstuff
leaflingsstuff
Leafling
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reading stuff and collecting things
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leaflingsstuff · 2 hours ago
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Like for real I've been wondering this for a while. I'm pretty sure not everyone has a pyjamas for every night of the week and presumably noone is putting worn pyjamas back in the drawer. Where are you guys putting them?? Under pillow?? Just strewn about bedroom???
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leaflingsstuff · 3 hours ago
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cooking show but the judge is just a random kid with autism related food issues. no one can figure out what criteria they use to judge "good food" from "bad food" least of all the judge themself.
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leaflingsstuff · 4 hours ago
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overhearing my neighbor rant on the phone top of his lungs and his friend is saying something in calm voice and he goes NO. NO NUANCE. STOP SAYING NUANCE. MY BOSS NEEDS TO DIE
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leaflingsstuff · 7 hours ago
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For reasons beyond my comprehension, all biting and blood-sucking insects seem utterly enthralled by my hat. The good part of that is that as they focus on the hat, they leave me almost untouched. The downside is that any time I'm in a location that has any insect of the sort, there will be at least one instinct-driven dipshit with a brain the size of a grain of sand spinning circles around my head going "this thing has the most delicious fucking blood I just know it. where the fuck is its skin."
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leaflingsstuff · 7 hours ago
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To my understanding, show dogs and racehorses have the same kind of a "no two animals with the same exact name in the registry" rule, so they have to get creative with the official names.
And that's why pedigree show dogs have full legal names like Lotus Farms' Pilgrim's Light (answers to the name "Piggy"), and champion race horses have names like Cocaine Canoe Nutcracker Supreme (answers to no man nor god).
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leaflingsstuff · 7 hours ago
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I like when I say “do I have a volunteer to—“ to a group of kids and they’re already raising their hands. Bro what if I wanted a volunteer to swim the English Channel wouldn’t you feel silly?
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leaflingsstuff · 9 hours ago
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leaflingsstuff · 21 hours ago
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I like when little kids lie not to be malicious but because they’re literally figuring out how true/false conditions work. Like they learn to talk and then they’re like wait… I can just say ANY words, huh.
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leaflingsstuff · 1 day ago
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my relationship with gender? we're divorced
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leaflingsstuff · 1 day ago
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Cat and kitten door knocker, Clun, England
This unusual door knocker from Clun, England, features a mother cat carrying her kitten — sculpted in cold, weathered bronze, yet full of tenderness.
Equal parts whimsical, eerie, and adorable, it feels like something out of a forgotten fairytale.
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leaflingsstuff · 1 day ago
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i was just sitting here and suddenly felt something weird in my mouth and spit it out and it was like, a not insignificantly sized piece of a leaf?? like not a salad leaf like a wild leaf????????????????
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leaflingsstuff · 1 day ago
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so many comments on that post are like "i don't mind, as long as the person singing is good. otherwise, don't."
imagine wanting to sing along to your favorite song on the radio beside your best friend and you can't, not bc they hate singing, but bc you're not "good enough." villains.
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leaflingsstuff · 1 day ago
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( <= green bean
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leaflingsstuff · 1 day ago
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leaflingsstuff · 1 day ago
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The sigil was drawn in salt and ash, the candles lit at the pentagram points, the incantation declaimed.
There was a shimmer - a demon appeared.
"Curious. What ritual is this?"
"I got it from ChatGPT. I included all protections in my prompt!"
"I see," the demon said and stepped out of the sigil.
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leaflingsstuff · 1 day ago
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The filter relies on manually curated open-source blocklists, including the ‘nuclear’ list, provided by uBlockOrigin and uBlacklist Huge AI Blocklist,” DuckDuckGo said in a post on X. “While it won’t catch 100% of AI-generated results, it will greatly reduce the number of AI-generated images you see.
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Left: AI filter is off Right: AI filter is on
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leaflingsstuff · 1 day ago
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my brother is a little shit in minecraft
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