leafyloveslaughing
leafyloveslaughing
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i LOVE pineapple pizza : D
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leafyloveslaughing · 3 days ago
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rng system or whatever its called is a harasser and abuser and scumbag and bastard and bitch and piece of shit, gago, gaga, tanga, hampas lupa, anak ng tipaklong, bastos, kapal ng mukha, kahihiyaan ng diyos, an sarap sobra suntukin, sipain, sabunitin, patayin. but like, whatever.
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leafyloveslaughing · 7 days ago
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ORV Constellations Upper Bracket
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Secretive Plotter (Yoo Joonghyuk)
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does an outer god who was assumed to be a constellation for majority of plot counts?either way, he's one of the OGs four of kdj's channel
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Director of the False Last Act (1863rd Han Sooyoung)
Nebula: Kimcom / Kim Dokja’s Company, Han Sooyoung's Corporation
Submission: This is my favorite OC!!!!!!! She's really cool and powerful and swag and is friends with Kim Dokja Company. She can command Yoo Joonghyuk to do her bidding and even was engaged to him once :)
[Characters did not have to be from canon to be included in this tournament. Please be kind and considerate in the notes. Anti-Propaganda is NOT allowed.]
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leafyloveslaughing · 7 days ago
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Urgent Emergency!! 🚨🚨🚨
Eileen and her family have come under attack by Israeli occupation forces (the Israeli army)❗
The occupation forces are currently bombing the area with gas canisters, and it is likely that they will begin shooting or shelling at any moment! 😞💔
The family is trying to escape, but three of its members suffer from physical disabilities. Adam, her 13-year-old son, has a head condition that limits his mobility.
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Ala'a, her 20-year-old daughter, is unable to use her leg due to a previous injury caused by an earlier attack by the occupation forces. 💔
As for Eileen herself, she suffers from severe back pain, which makes it very difficult for her to move. 💔
Shaimaa, her 18-year-old daughter, is doing everything she can to help the family escape. 🥹💔
Eileen’s father, , lives with them in the tent.
He is 70 years old and sustained serious injuries during the war ، He has diabetes and was injured in a nearby bombing, which resulted in damage to his chest, shoulder, and right eye. He is in dire need of urgent surgery to regain his sight in it again.
Her mother She lost her life due to lack of treatment and hunger, as she was a cancer patient. May God protect us and you.
The family urgently needs transportation to escape, but it costs around $904 USD.
The situation is extremely dangerous and sensitive! We don’t know what the occupation forces are planning, and any delay could be fatal! 💔
Please share the family’s campaign and donate if you can! 🙏🏻💔💔
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leafyloveslaughing · 7 days ago
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yiou can only reblog this post on july 17th dont reblog it on any other day or you will be boiled
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leafyloveslaughing · 9 days ago
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Wave in Backlight - Peter Witt
German , b. 1966 -
Oil on canvas, 80 x 80 cm.
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leafyloveslaughing · 10 days ago
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leafyloveslaughing · 11 days ago
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posted this to tiktok in 2021. it got millions of views and many people in the comments
1. thought i said "my cunt" 2. were very angry, claiming i don't actually have a vat of iodine (I guess it is betadine, which contains iodine but it not purely idoine. but shut up.) 3. were angry that i think iodine stings bc it doesn't sting them. 4. wanted to know why the buidling i'm in appears to be flooding (don't worry)
Not a single person pointed out that I misspelled it "Idodine."
The final punchline was tiktok ultimately deleting the entire video for "encouraging dangerous activities."
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leafyloveslaughing · 11 days ago
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The forgotten god and his last believer
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leafyloveslaughing · 11 days ago
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texas is funny. this one time a guy(in his truck) yelled at me(outside)(in summer) for wearing a cowboy hat(to provide shade)(while working)(in the sun) while i was working in the garden (in summer)(in texas)(on a sunny day)
sorry i’m a #FakeCowboy for wearing a cowboy hat(in the summer)(in the sun)(while working)(in a garden) instead of wearing my cowboy hat(meant for working)(in the sun) while driving a truck(air-conditioned) like a #RealCowboy who does Manly Work (with his truck)(spotless)(unblemished)(with AC)
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leafyloveslaughing · 13 days ago
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The remaining Uchiha cannot act normal in eachother's vicinity
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leafyloveslaughing · 13 days ago
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leafyloveslaughing · 15 days ago
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Cleaning women washing a crucifix, 1938
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leafyloveslaughing · 15 days ago
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my buddy brings her angel girlfriend to the function, I spend the whole time refusing to look at or even acknowledge her existence, because I am a staunch atheist and dont believe in that nonsense. she starts to throw things at my head to get my attention and between volleys of marbles and kitchen utensils I grunt "swamp gas. aurora borealis. probably a weather balloon.youre seeing things"
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leafyloveslaughing · 15 days ago
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There's lots of problems with USA public education but also a lot of you were just drawing Naruto characters kissing while your history teacher tried to tell you about the Scramble for Africa
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leafyloveslaughing · 15 days ago
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twitter is hell but i really hope it doesn’t actually die because this is in contention for the funniest thing i’ve ever read in my life
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leafyloveslaughing · 15 days ago
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leafyloveslaughing · 15 days ago
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this post is dedicated forevermore to three people i just saw tonight outside the gay club in the most beautiful interaction of beautiful people i’ve ever seen in my life. it was so beautiful i had to come here to talk about it. like actually writing it out is fucking insane. let me set the scene: two of the hottest men i’ve ever seen in my life were making out with each other outside the gay club…and then picture the HOTTEST woman, i mean quite literally the fucking SEXIEST, jaw-dropping, smoothest skin, nicest-smelling woman running up to the both of them from out of nowhere, i don’t even know where she came from — literally she probably descended from heaven itself (or from the inside of the club and i didn’t see her come out lmao)…the two men see her out of the corner of their eyes, their eyes fucking LIGHT UP when they see her. and not in like a bestie way, like an “i’m in love” way. oh bitch they both had it BAD for her. and THEN!!!! they passionately kissed…ALL THREE OF THEM!!! THEY HAD HER PUSHED AGAINST THE WALL TAKING TURNS KISSING HER!!! and then like the ethereal creatures of the night they were, they locked hands with her, and walked away into the foggy night hand-in-hand together…one of the men gently tucked one of her locs behind her ear and called her princess as they walked away…i would like to personally say, i am a better person for having watched that interaction. thank you. your life is a movie and i was so glad i got to be an extra in that moment. this is the future liberals want and all that
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