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S'awful. Especially in this place, I swear, I don't know where the fuck a bathroom is! Do you Norwegians pee in the woods or what? 

-shrugs offhandedly- Whatever floats your boat. Nobody’s forcing you to stay. 

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Actually I'm broke and don't have enough money to leave. I'm fucking staying in this dump for a long time. 

Are you this rude to everyone, or are you just in an exceptionally shitty mood? 

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... So how much is that in LATs? I know you won't tell because I'll be introducing my fist to your dick if you do tell and it ain't gonna be pretty so... deal with it, peasant. 

-turns- ... Oh. I meant to go that way so shut up. I'm going. I know where it is. -heads that way instead- 

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It's- I just, uh. You just... yeah, closeted. I'm closeted. Fuck, I didn't mean it to sound that way, I! ... Okay, you know, I'm just going to go find it on my own, you don't have to come. I'll be fine. I can find it. ... But- uh, ne- I don't know Norwegian, so... I'll pay you to be my guide, I swear I'm not going to owe you a favour for showing me this place... -looks like he's in the middle of a mental break- -being 'friendly' is hard- 

... Okay. I'm fine now. Lets go. -marches off in... hopefully the right direction- -drawing enough attention to himself with his scar though, so he hangs his head- 

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The next five people in my askbox...

First Person: Will get a hug.

Second Person: Will get a kiss.

Third Person: Will get both.

Fourth Person: Will get a nice firm handshake.

Fifth Person: Will get to own me for an hour.

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Yeah well fuck you too buddy! 

Are you this rude to everyone, or are you just in an exceptionally shitty mood? 

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I get plenty a' girls, no need to be rude- wait, wait wait wait, did ya' say... uh, the... Modern Art Gallery? -shifts on his feet, scratching the back of his head- 

Look, we can go there, all right? But don't tell anyone, and uh.. yeah. Keep it a secret. Just. Don't do anything to get too much attention on us, I don't know how you Norwegians work but ya' all seem kinda... loud. 

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Hey there! 

-greets the other with a smile- Welcome to Trondheim. Been here before? 

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The hell are you talking about, I'm in a great mood- 

Rude. 

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Nice? I am being nice, I just told you you smell girly! I don't know what you're tryin' to do but I'll let you know I'm not here to spend money, all I want to do is... uh, do you have somewhere quiet that no one likes. That'd be nice to go to. 

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Hey there! 

-greets the other with a smile- Welcome to Trondheim. Been here before? 

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The fuck would I leave Latvia for, the only place I've been is Lithuania please just leave me alone. You smell girly. -grumblegrumble- 

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Hey there! 

-greets the other with a smile- Welcome to Trondheim. Been here before? 

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Not my fault you look like a unicorn shit you out and threw a few magic sparkles on your face. -Oskars stop no- 

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Evening to you. 

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Same to you you prissy looking fuckass. 

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Evening to you. 

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Little kids are the worst sort of humans. I could punch them if they even so much as walked in front of me. Aside from kids in Latvia. I can tolerate them. Estonian kids though, holy fuck. What's with them. And German kids, ugh. What about those stupid Lithuanians, I could kick them. Ugh. I hate kids. 

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((sigh art of transgendered folks with bandages wrapped around their chest on my dash

just

do people do no research or something??? do you not realize that it advocates possibly THE most unhealthy way you could hide your chest?

you know compression bandages compress right? meaning some folks have even gotten cracked ribs and bruised lungs from misusing compression bandages on themselves??????

just no

advocating this is BAD okay))

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[[ Ohoho don't you worry! Aija can be pretty abusive too but only if you mention her height or insult her. Saule just wants his money. Oskars will sneak into his house at night with a rifle and teach him a lesson. He's the resident bully dslfj.  

Well hello then! That's fine, I completely understand! I'm the same way sometimes, except my art all looks like... well, my art, so I can't really hide that it's me xD I have a Sweden too, he might come sign hello(he's mute oops). 

And yes, we will have lots of good RPs, Oskars always has something rude to say. Unless you drag Aija into it and he's like 

 why

now I have to behave ]] 

Willkommen....

-oh…kay-

-stares after him before sitting down to try and figure out what the fuck just happened-

(( oh my god please promise me we will rp again))

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[[ Yes we can do all the RPs okay it will be great alksdjs fxDDD 

I'm sorry he's such a major ass wad, he will never make any friends I swear

Also hi I'm Allen and I play Aija and Saule as well so I'm your resident Latvia-related character horder 8 D Nice to meet you! ]] 

Willkommen....

-oh…kay-

-stares after him before sitting down to try and figure out what the fuck just happened-

(( oh my god please promise me we will rp again))