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I'm back on here since Twitter has gone to hell. Are any of my followers still around??

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south park set american culture back by like ten years by teaching a generation of white boys that offending oppressive white christians and offending oppressed minorities is the same exact thing & being asked to examine your behavior is the most outrageous imposition possible

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oh my god i'm cleaning out my desk and i found my first phone

it was a fucking house phone that i was so stoked to have because it was mine that i kept in my own room and i cannot believe technology has progressed at the speed of FUCKING light to the point where this is a hilarious artifact to have had in like 6th grade and now theres kindergarteners with iphones

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Except scoobert runs like this

When shaggy and scooby run from a monster in terror, they always run side-by-side and if great danes can run 30-40mph that makes shaggy the fastest person alive beating Usain Bolt at 27mph.

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Thought: I do NOT think that 50% of the world’s billionaires should be women. I think there shouldn’t be any billionaires at all.

So you are saying 0% of the world should be billionaires?

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Could you draw me a toad or frog? It can be really small and simple, I just wanted to request a small pick-me-up!

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the fact that 15 year olds have more money than me because they lip synced to the weekend asking for coochie on musically makes me want to use my eyes as martini decorations

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Says the person who misspelled her name...

THIS IS THE MOST EMBARRASSING THING I’VE EVER SEEN I WISH I COULD BREATHE

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Lawyered

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I miss New York.

Looking down the tracks of the No. 1 Line from West 135th Street.

@nytransitmuseum

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Truth. 

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Romantic dinner date

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  London calling