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if i had a dick i would use it to make a mold and create jello shots using the mold

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Sexy Sardines Really Interesting

Mmmm medication :) I love you medication. Modern medicine makes my life so much better. "Ohh you're so young maybe you'll want to taper off..." no thank you, I will keep taking the pills that resolve my symptoms :) thank you pharmacology I love you

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blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

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What is a Tuesday night for except having self discoveries

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if i was a boy i would want to be dominated my a woman but since im not i would also like to get dominated by a woman

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BOOMSHAKALAKA YES LAWRD PLEEAAASSSSEEEEEE 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

SERGEANT KYLE GARRICK | CALL OF DUTY: MODERN WARFARE (2019)

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Missing Girl I Fumbled Years Ago😢

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I feel like we as a nation have lost the sacred texts. Every time I read fanfiction I never see a good “Kyah!” Or “Ngh~” …. In fact I never see ~ being used anymore and it makes me sad

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maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth

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Normalize picking ur nose…….. Normalize digging the shit into your nostril in public

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I need to poop

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Yes your honor I did smear my poop on the walls but it was for dexter so does it even matter?????

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"youd do numbers on tumblr" girl i am on tumblr and the numbers? 4

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Call masterbaiting self harm because why are these masters chasing me

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Hi @crowpossum can you backwash mouthwash into me

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i miss jeff buckley so much. im hella drunk and all i can think about is him😭😭

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