lebanesetoaster
lebanesetoaster
Ramblings of a Lebanese Toaster
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Um, hi. Fancy meeting you here. I'm Heather, 36, queer, bad at writing About Me things, with a long history of f/f fandom. she/her, but if you say "hey ladies" to me, I'm gonna side eye you, so take that as you will. Here are a few tags you may find useful. aka tags from a bygone era... Brittana fic Faberry fic Brittana Faberry Words to Live By Black and White My gifs My fic
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lebanesetoaster · 2 hours ago
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don’t abandon joy because it is brief. don’t commit to solitude because happiness is fleeting. it’s okay that good things do not last forever. it’s okay to simply enjoy a thing for as long as you have it.
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lebanesetoaster · 4 hours ago
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lebanesetoaster · 1 day ago
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Portrait de la jeune fille en feu / Portrait of a Lady on Fire (2019)
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lebanesetoaster · 2 days ago
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so last night when i was trying to sleep y'know it was dark and quiet and my eyes were closed but then i suddenly started laughing because i remembered this gif
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lebanesetoaster · 2 days ago
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Francisco Oliveira is a talented barber who dedicates his craft to creating wigs for individuals facing hair loss, with a special focus on children. His work goes beyond hairstyling, turning into a form of art that restores confidence and brings joy to those affected by medical conditions.
Artist: @franciscoesteticacapilar
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lebanesetoaster · 2 days ago
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Ironically, hard light is bad for recording sexy time.
It will highlight every pore, every vein, every wrinkle on your nutsack.
One day I will end this ring light fad. It is my ultimate side quest.
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lebanesetoaster · 3 days ago
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I'm going to frame this in my house
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lebanesetoaster · 3 days ago
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in honor of the tomatoes I just planted out back 🍅
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lebanesetoaster · 3 days ago
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Celine’s turn! Couch! Couch! Couch! Couch!
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lebanesetoaster · 3 days ago
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YOU 🫵 can amass a friend group of childless people in their 30s as long as you pull from these 3 demographics
Queer freaks from the internet
Highly-educated weird women
Gamer men who became adjusted and compassionate in their 20s but still are not comfortable recognizing this in themselves so they’re putting off dating in order to play the horse girl gacha game
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lebanesetoaster · 3 days ago
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writing is hard when your brain goes ‘this sentence is mid’ and you’re like ‘ok? you wrote it???? do better then????'
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lebanesetoaster · 3 days ago
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A red thread? Oh, no, no, no, not us. No.
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We're connected by the red sticky hand of fate. Totally different.
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lebanesetoaster · 3 days ago
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tgis is so fucking funny to me. they accidentally Rock Lee'd a retired racehorse
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this is how the scene went right?
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lebanesetoaster · 3 days ago
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Okay wait, I have a question for the class. Are these actually two different things? Because they sound like the same thing to me…
yes I know language evolves but I cannot integrate the current phrase “crashing out” in its intended usage into my vocabulary
the current meaning (tantrum?) is just so different from/actually the complete opposite of how I understand and use it (to lose energy and/or stop working or operating - see sugar crash, computer “crashed” etc)
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