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Dear Twitter Armys,
Chill the fuck out, no one is better than anyone. All groups deserve love and support and most importantly RESPECT.
Thank you!
Sincerely,
A multi-fandom fan who’s tired of bandwagon fans dragging other groups bc they think BTS are the best
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remember when super junior almost broke up because leeteuk was asleep and donghae kept splashing water at him and leeteuk thought it was spit so he told donghae to stop but then kyuhyun came in from church and splashed water on him and leeteuk thought it was eunhyuk so he started yelling at eunhyuk and kyuhyun was like Oh Shit and then he confessed so leeteuk hit him then left then came back and punched him again and kyuhyun was mad and leeteuk promised to give kyuhyun the thank u speech but he forgot eunhyuk was mad too so he told eunhyuk 2 give the speech so he did and kyuhyun was like TF bc he had a whole deep speech planned and afterwards shindong was trying to comfort all of them and he got frustrated so he kicked a box but there was soda inside and it exploded everywhere and hit yesungs face and yesung got mad too and by the end everyone was bitter and basically donghae almost fucked super junior over forever
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other atinys: oh, you don’t want to be friends with me. i’m a handful.
me, excitedly: i have two hands!
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“I like to establish dominance by staring at everyone while unplugging their phones from the charger to plug in my own.”
~ Baekhyun
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Ten: That sounds like a horrible plan.
Kai: oh we've had worse.
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Mark: Sibling relationships are weird.
Mark: Like. I'd give Lucas a kidney but he is NOT borrowing my charger
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Lucas: I am not trying to make friends here.
Kai: Awful big words for someone in hugging distance.
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Taeyong: You better stop raising your voice at me right now!
Baekhyun: or what?
Taeyong: ... I'll cry and I really don't want to be embarrassed right now
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Baekhyun: what's your biggest fear?
Ten: being forgotten
Baekhyun: wow that's deep.
Baekhyun: mine's the clown from McDonald's so now I feel kind of stupid.
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: : Mobile Masterlist : :
Scenarios:
EXO: Babysitters (M) ~ Chanyeol x Reader Comfort (A/F) ~ D.O x Reader Coincidentally (F) ~ Kai x Reader In Those Arms That Aren’t Mine ~ Sehun x Reader Should Have Been An Oral Doctor ~ Suho x Reader Just A Tad Jealous ~ D.O x Reader
Got7: Jealousy (F) ~ Yugyeom x Reader BTS: A Rainy Day With Tae (F) ~ V x Reader BTS Ghost!AU
NCT: Hello Kitty USB ~ Taeyong x Reader
Series:
EXO: Lightsaber ~ Star Wars x EXO Crossover (1)
Lose Control ~ EXO Mafia AU ~ Coming Soon ~
Reactions:
BIGBANG: Finding Out You Have an Idol Brother
EXO: You Running Your Hands Through their Hair when You’re in the Mood They Have A Crush On You And You Change Your Shirt In Front of Them They Think You’ve Been Cheating On Them Because of False Rumors Your Younger Sister Flirts With Them You Snap At Them During A Full Moon Biting Them On The Shoulder During Sex To Keep Yourself Quiet When You Get Leg Cramps From Trying New Sex Positions Surprising Them In The Studio By Back Hugging Them When You’re Baby Sitting Your Neice/Nephew and They Teach Them A Sexual Reference Accidentally Moaning Erotically While They’re Giving You A Back Massage EXO-CBX Reaction When They’re In An Army Unit With A Hot Mama Finding Out You Sleep Without Clothes On
NCT: Reacting To Their Girlfriend constantly Screaming about Spiders (Dream) They Find Out You Have A Secret Tattoo (127) EXO Flirting With You They Find Out Your Big Bro Is An EXO Member Their Foreign Girlfriend Gets Excited When They Learn How To Use Chopsticks
Got7: Finding Out You Have an Idol Brother
Monsta X: When You Play In The Sea On Your Date EXO Flirts With You
Vixx: Waking Them Up To A BJ
Seventeen: An NCT Member Flirts With You While They’re On A Music Show When A Young Fan Attends A Seventeen Fan sign With Their Parents
BTS: Stressed But Caring Girlfriend ~ Hyung Line / Maknae Line Afraid To Have Your First Time With Them
Texts/Snaps:
NCT: Boyfriend Taeyong Snaps Little Brother Jisung (Snaps & Texts) Cute Boyfriend Ten (Snaps) Everyday Texts With Boyfriend Taeyong
EXO: They’re Jealous of your Close Friendship With A BTS Member (Snaps & Texts) EXO K Sending You Star Wars Pick Up Lines (Snaps) When You Reply With “K.” (Texts) Your Ex Boyfriend Is Another EXO Member // Xiumin, D.O & Sehun (Texts) Boyfriend!D.O Asking you to Take Over Maknae Duty (Texts) Teasing Your Boyfriend Chanyeol D.O Trying to Confess To You (Texts) EXO M Sending You Harry Potter Pick Up Lines Happy Birthday Chen! (Snaps & Texts) When They See Their Girlfriend On TV With Another Idol (EXO M) When They See Their Girlfriend On TV With Another Idol (EXO K) Naughty and Fluffy Yixing (Snaps & Texts) Dealing With Your Ex (Texts) ~ EXO M // EXO K Jealous Chanyeol ~ When You Sing Trouble Maker with Someone Else (Snaps) Daddy/Jealous!Xiumin Texts Happy Birthday Lay! (Snaps & Texts) Dominant/Daddy!Chanyeol (Snaps) When He’s In The Mood But You Wanna Cuddle ~ Jongin (Texts) Seventeen: Best Friend Jeonghan (Snaps & Texts) Suggestive Seventeen ~ Performance Unit (Snaps & Texts) Poly Relationship With Meanie *WonWoo and Mingyu* (Snaps) Random and Fluffy Woozi (Snaps) Dom!Woozi (Snaps) Everyday Texts With Seventeen | Woozi / S.Coups / Vernon / Dino / Jeonghan
Vixx: Sending You Cheesy Pick Up Lines (Snaps) Leo as Your Boyfriend (Snaps) Ravi As Your Boyfriend (Snaps & Texts)
Monsta X: Jooheon Boyfriend Snaps The Boys Teasing You About Your Crush On Jooheon
TOPP DOGG: Boyfriend Xero Snaps
Got7: Boyfriend Jaebum (Snaps/Texts) Teasing A Needy Mark Tuan (Snaps)
BTS: Horny Hope (Snaps) Daddy Suga (Snaps) Smutty Seokjin (Snaps)
Block B: Needy/Fluffy Boyfriend Zico (Snaps)
BIGBANG: They’re Horny/Needy and Need Your Help (Texts) You Ignore Them For A Harry Potter Marathon (Texts)
CNBlue: Boyfriend!Lee Jungshin (Snaps)
B1A4: They Send You Cute Pick Up Lines (Snaps)
Astro: Teasing You About Your Crush On JinJin (Texts)
Solo Artists:
Jay Park; Jay Park Everyday Boyfriend Snaps Everyday Boyfriend Texts
Aesthetics:
EXO: Millionaire/City Boy: Kris / Sehun / Tao / Suho / Chen / Lay / D.O / Xiumin / Chanyeol /Luhan / Baekhyun / Kai
EXO M: Fantasy/Fairy Tale: Luhan / Lay / Kris / Chen / Tao / Xiumin
EXO K: ~ Coming Soon ~
Seventeen: Royal AU: Joshua / WonWoo / Mingyu
Monsta X: Street Racing/Gang AU: Shownu / Wonho / Hyungwon / Jooheon / I.M / Kihyun / Minhyuk
NCT: Spin-Offs: Daddy!Ten
BIGBANG: ~ Coming Soon ~
Block B: ~ Coming Soon ~
Vixx: ~ Coming Soon ~
Aesthetic Reactions:
BTS: Taehyung Comforting His Girlfriend When She’s Upset
Random Spin-offs:
BTS: If BTS Were Colors Husband Jungkook Messenger Owl!Yoongi
EXO: What Really Happened
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