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[lefish]

So Im back on my white collar/ batman crossover bullshit yall,

K heres the idea neal is actually neal but is cat womans son and was her side kick as a teen. So do to some plot device neal and the gang end up captured by the red hood (cuz jason todd is my special interest ) and neal and jay knew each other as robin and catlad/stray or whatever u wanna call neal. So peter is freaking out cuz yaknow crime lord and neal just goes “so what happened to the short shorts and pixie boots?” And every one is confused cuz wtf that mean when the fucking red hood replys “i dont see u running around in skintight leather and cat whiskers anymore” and neal just snickers and says some shit like “i think i could still pull it off” and jay just tells em to fuck off, so neal grabs the gang and shoves em twords the door saying “see ya birdie” to which jay responds “later kitty cat” leaveing every one very confused on what the fuck just happened

[lefish]

Ok, so you know all those cross over fics where one of the bats is undercover as neal caffrey, right?

So the idea is El gets kidnapped by someone and it’s being live streamed to the fbi people and neal!tim says to peter something along the lines of “i can do something to save el, but you’re not going to like it, so I just need a yes or no. Do you trust me peter?” And peter takes a long moment before saying “ i trust you neal”

so tim is like “bet, ima step out to make a reallly quick phone call then ima be right back”. And tim calls jason and is like “ can you go rescue my friend please” and jason agrees cuz he’s not doing anything and is in the area, so like 20 minutes later the goddamm red hood shows up at whatever wearhouse or basement el is in and beats up her kiddnapers and looks into the camera and is like “ ive done my part baby bird, ill be sure to get what im owed” or some shit cuz he’s dramatic.

So obviously peter and el and the rest of the fbi people freak out cuz “holy shit thats the fucking red hood!!” and “neal what the fuck do you owe him???!!?”

and jason just wants tim to take a nap, eat a proper meal and watch all three legally blonde movies with him or some dumb brotherly bonding shit like that.

If someone writes this please tell me :)))))