legendaryscootnboot

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i spot a plus size honey across the bar and start to chat her up until her bisexual boyfriend with a magic the gathering tattoo comes over and starts yelling at me so i turn him sideways so he can't make another action until his next turn

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I can be trusted with an industrial grade sticker machine

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wow people think it's out there to say covid causes brain damage? uh...y'all check out the research. it can literally shrink your brain.

covid is not mild. covid absolutely causes long term damage to the body and the brain. children exposed to covid in utero are experiencing developmental delays.

you might wanna wear a mask. i like these.

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it's just me and my horrible reputation (friend sent it to me)

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i have this awesome skincare routine called picking at my face till it bleeds. its great because it makes my skin way worse in every way and also it hurts

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hell is full. heaven is full. god created a new holding space for souls called hurgle and the only thibg to do here is this infinitely expading jigsaw puzzle of a finely detailed pigeon. we are just slowwwwwly creating little tufts of feathers for eternity . yesterday , greg found a corner piece

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Cloudward Ho is right

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There was a lot of stuff I was supposed to do today, but instead I've made this:

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shes singing pictures yo

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Mutuals are a lot like cats in that you kinda have to harmlessly pester and annoy them sometimes

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I miss when the vast majority of liberals & leftists at least pretended to care about Covid...like it feels like the vaccine came out and people were like "Oh, only those disabled people have to worry now? Everyone cough in my mouth!"

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i hate when top wildlife predators are just lil babies teeny tiny babies

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maybe i like my tech a little bit inconvenient