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"My Room" a feature of the defunct Code Geass: Genesic Re;CODE game.

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with my lovely

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Hot take: I don't care if someone "contributes to society" or not. They are a person and still deserve human rights, food, and shelter.

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here’s the facts

donald J trump is extremely fully 11 months pregnant

he is pregnant with a litter of half pig half men, somewhat resembling orcs. they were genetically engineered to his specifications and are rumored to be “super soldiers”

the former president became pregnant via embryo transplant - he does not have ovaries or penetrative sex, so insemination is not an option

they are not in his butt or penis - the pentagon hollowed and ballooned out his prostate gland to act as a psuedowomb

donald j trump is in constant pain because of this so he’s constantly smoking weed which just makes him sadder and more pregnant and it’s not so good for the piglets

trump said he got this idea “from sauron” of lord of the rings

when trump gives birth, his perineum will cleanly cleave in two, and a bucketful of viscous green nickelodean slime will dump forth onto the ground. he will steady himself against a ballet bar and dump out the pigfetuses one by one onto the floor with no umbilical cord

when pressed for comment, donald trump specified:

“I love my kids. They are the best. They’ve got strong blood. They’ve got good genes. But I could have better kids. I could have pigmen. Tall. Taller than me, if you can believe it. These piglets are the greatest — people are saying they’re the greatest!”

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im coughing like a dog again if anyone knows any churches or speeches or chess competitions that need someone coughing in the crowd just let me know

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A small example of how my father really talks

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can't be like "idk how so many people got on board with this 'robot racism' thing when the point is that they're straight up engaging in their racist fantasies that they just redirected towards robots" because i'm not stupid but it's just so so so ugly. the joke is just "yeah this is how i'd treat people of color if i could but i feel like i can't get away with that anymore so here's my list of robot slurs based on actual racial slurs"

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we smoking whale oil

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This guy’s on Omegle while driving a fucking car. This is all he said before he continued driving then disconnected

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IDrank abunch now im ready to party! Anyone gay

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