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*emerges from the other room covered in blood* you should see the word document

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video game rocks

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the amongus crewmate really was a gift to humanity. the world had enough crudely drawn dicks on bathroom stall doors we needed another shape to instantly strike annoyance and discomfort in the viewer

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hey you should ask your doctor about MAOIs. my SSRIs weren’t working so we tried those (i’m on nardil) and it did wonders for my mental health. just saying as a suggestion because based on the fact that you put the fucking onceler on my dashboard in 2022 the meds you take right now don’t work

WHAT

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I ALSO had this idea literally this year, that if sonic team did a sleeping beauty storybook game, then neo metal would be maleficent : 0 thats crazy.

Now shall you deal with me, my loathsome copy, and all the powers of hell!

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“she’s got legs for days” pfffft not impressive. i;ve had mine for years

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Not to be reductive, but fork found in kitchen.

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No, Google Docs, there is a distinct difference between "cussing" and "cursing."

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“I’ll just rest my eyes” is the biggest lie you’re going straight to snorkmimimi land

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The concept of anime fans growing old and having grandchildren is extremely funny like what if you visited your grandma and on the mantle she had a figure of Ryuko Matoi with her butt out

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Seeing a lot of people claim that Elon and Trump turning on each other is like Alien vs. Predator, and I'm sorry, but I simply can't allow this kind of rhetoric to go unchallenged. While Alien is a horrific monstrosity driven only by an innate urge to destroy, Predator actually has a complex code of honor, and neither of them have any particular hatred for women, making this comparison a total non-starter. This situation is obviously like Freddy vs Jason. As you'll no doubt recall, the plot of that movie was that Freddy thought that he could turn Jason into his mindless servant, but Jason started to steal the spotlight from Freddy, making him feel weak and impotent. Don’t cite the classics if you haven’t studied them!

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THIS IS NOW CANON!!!

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THERE IS NO WAY THIS IS REAL

*researching*

WHAT THE FUCK

This is autism condensed into a singular image.

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boring take from real 21st century idiots: bdsm is bad because it's basically torture

interesting take from a fictional 14th century monk: torture is bad because it's basically sex