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Just in case!

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STOP USING ANTI WIZARD VOCABULARY ❌️❌️❌️

i have to reschedule -> the stars are not yet alligned

i dont know -> whos to say

i dont know why you would even ask that -> much to consider

i know tarot isnt real -> its really more of a thought exercise

astrology isnt real -> astrolgy isnt fucking real lol

you wouldnt fucking get it -> the magicians path is not for everyone

im going to convince you to break up with yout stupid boyfriend -> sure i can give you a tarot reading!

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Could you imagine what Lin Ling would have had to deal with if he met the top 10 while still pretending to be Nice. He sees Queen in Hero Tower, and she just gives him a hella side eye. He tries to talk to Little Johnny and Lucky Cyan because they’re known to be more approachable, but it’s so clear they hate his ass. Little Johnny keeps it together but talks to him with cold disdain. And Lucky Cyan is doing nothing to hide her rage. Big Johnny pisses on his leg, and Little Johnny offers no apology. He doesn’t see Ghostblade, but only because he’s hiding, planning on how to kill him. And then there’s Loli. She stares at him like the reaper herself. When he passes her in the hall, she makes a threatening remark that gives her 1% deniability. She HATES his ass! The others clearly don’t like him, but she looks barely restrained from strangling him at a moments notice. And through it all, he wonders WTF Nice did.

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Content warning: gun violence, school shootings

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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

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Rei Ami, Zoey's singing voice actress in "Kpop Demon Hunters" shared her unofficial diss track song for Saja Boys on her official Tiktok account.

Source: Rei Ami's official Tiktok site.

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Turned out that I had nothing to do.

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If I had a nickel for every time someone reblogged this

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asking for praise for a thing you made feels so humiliating like oooh look at me I’m a little animal and I did a trick and made a thing can I have pets and treats about it. and then somebody tells you it’s good and you understand why golden retrievers are the way they are

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Crying at the fact that Loli was really rocking Nice's shit like damn 😭😭😭

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Happy 18th birthday Phineas and Ferb

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY PHINEAS AND FERB

Now ferb

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Phineas and Ferb’s first episode, Rollercoaster, aired on August 17, 2007

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283,000 likes………giant meteor strike the earth rn holy shit. oh my god.

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learning that 1. there's a thing called the 'gen z stare' 2. it pisses people off and 3. it's just underpaid service workers staring at someone until they follow a simple instruction, has been interesting.

for example, the card reader says 'remove card' the customer goes 'it says remove card, what do i do?' then some underpaid 20 year old just stares at whatever twat just asked that question. apparently that's devastating for baby boomers and gen x'ers, and they're complaining about it. retail workers should be allowed to jump the counter and kill customers

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Just heard my roommates talking deeply concerned about their friend because they tried mutual masturbation and apparently that’s too kinky???? Straight people confuse me

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ARIEL NEEDS LEGS

I was gonna make Emmy draw this but she said no so I drew it myself.

I’ve never drawn a comic before!

edit: WATCH IN MOTION COMIC FORM

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i have seen barely anyone talk about the parallels in these conversations. its so fucking neat and we need to discuss this more