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there’s got to be at least one trans woman named eve out there whose deadname is adam. and she’s the funniest person to ever grace this earth with her presence.

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I hate it when I talk wistfully about the ancient world and then people are like “you wouldn’t survive back then” yeah obviously I would die immediately but do you think achilles would be able to survive in the modern world if he had to send one polite email? no

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texting my dad “is st peter at the gates of heaven in scripture or is that a catholic reimagining à la dantes inferno” and he says “just an interpretation from jesus saying he has the keys to heaven” and then i delete my post that says if you don’t suck the strap st peter turns you away bc im not interested in perpetuating biblical inaccuracy

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you know what dad? maybe i don't wanna be the saviour of the broken, the beaten and the damned. it's a lot of pressure to put on me and honestly i've been feeling stressed recently because of it

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weekend? more like weakened. let me rest

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The Federation of Anarchism Era in Iran and Afghanistan is accepting donations to help activists escape Afghanistan. The country is likely to fall to the Taliban within the next few days and they won’t show any mercy to activists fighting for freedom there, so please help out if you can.

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anyway the lesson this pandemic should have taught people is that housing, healthcare, food, and utilities should all be unconditionally free

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The Headlines of 2020

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So I saw a lot of drama about terfs in the Simblr Community again. Here’s a link to Trans Santa, where you can buy a gift to make a trans kid’s Christmas a little easier.

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me, to my housemates, one of whom is a thermal engineer: if someone had hypothermia, is the best way to warm them up ‘spoon them’, or ‘cuddle chest to chest’? I feel like it could be either – spooning is the classic warming position, and you warm up the colder part, but spoon the front and you insulate the skin with the largest temperature delta

housemates: [fervent, serious debate]

me, after a couple of minutes: to be clear, this is for a final fantasy 7 fanfiction scene where my character got really cold, the stakes aren’t high in getting this completely right.

housemate: does the hypothermia exist sheerly as an excuse for the cuddling?

me: that is the only reason hypothermia exists in fanfiction.

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Eskel: Why is Jaskier punching that guy over there? Did he insult you?

Geralt, drinking his ale: no

Lambert: Was he talking shit about you two being together?

Geralt: no

Eskel: Then why is Jaskier pissed?

Geralt: There are three things that can make Jaskier start a bar fight: Witcher hating, homophobia, and slut-shaming.

Geralt: Tonight it's #3.

Jaskier, kicking the guy in the stomach: Who are you to tell me how should I dress, I don't need validation from anyone, not even my partner-

Geralt, raising his voice: You look great, though!

Jaskier, right before slamming a chair across the man's face: Thanks dear!

Lambert: I don't know if it's we who are protecting him, or if it's he who's protecting us.

Eskel: I don't know about you, I feel safe.

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Guys I laughed waaaaaaaaaay harder than I should have.

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really hate how so many people are aphobic, transphobic, etc without being OPEN about it. i just wanna follow some new people without having to search through their blog to make sure they dont hate me or other people for simply existing

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Princesses don’t marry kitchen boys.

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Someone: “I want a cat/rabbit/other animal that will be super openly affectionate, go for walks, play fetch, not mind being handled rough, never be shy, and also I don’t want it to claw me or the furniture(so I’ll probably get it declawed) and I don’t want to ever clean a litter box or cage.”

Me: “Hey there’s this great new type of animal you might be interested in:”

Someone: “I want a dog but I don’t ever want to take it for walks or exercise it very much or let it outside and I want it to be fine with being left alone for longer periods of time and also never bark.”

Me:

Someone: “I want a cat or dog but I want to only feed it a vegan diet.”

Me:

Someone: “I want to have a pet but I basically never want to interact with it.”

Me:

Someone: “I want to get my kid a cute pet for Easter/Christmas!”

Me:

Get a pet that fits your needs. Don’t get a pet then try to force it to fit your lifestyle. Just because you saw a person walking a rabbit once doesn’t mean you can expect a rabbit to just be a dog. Just get a dog!

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