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My alien boyfriend can’t resist just how warm my cunt is. So soft and plushy, he can barely stay composed when he fucks me… Recently, his body has begun his species’ ovulation period, and he has decided that my soft mammalian body would be a perfect place to lay his eggs.

I can feel his phallus pressing against slowly relenting cervix, a thick protrusion coming down his length and pressing against my entrance. I cry out as the semi-hard egg forces my cervix open too fast for its liking and pops comfortably into my plushy, warm womb. Then, another follows, keeping my cervix from returning to its comfort. Three, then four, then a fifth pop into my womb. I look at my belly beginning to bulge from his eggs inside of me. He’s still not done laying; a sixth pops in, followed by seven, eight and nine. I whine and cling to him while my womb stretches with his young. It begins to hurt as my belly stretches to a degree it’s never had to before, making me feel tight and bloated. He still isn’t finished. For what seemed like an eternity eggs popped their way into my belly, each one stretching it bigger and bigger, until I looked heavily pregnant. I was still expecting more eggs to continue holding my poor aching cervix open, but instead I felt my lover thrust deeper into me and a cool liquid washing over the expanse of my nearly bursting womb. He was inseminating me. I was under the impression that the eggs wouldn’t fully develop, that they would just stretch me for kink purposes. How wrong I was… my already painful, bloated, tiny little human body was going to be bursting with nearly twenty alien babies soon enough…

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I need a priest with a heavy pregnant belly giving birth in the confessional booth. I want him to hold back his whimpers and tears as he attempts to talk to me through the shroud. Only for me to step into his side, trapping his belly against the wood and grind my hips against his ass as he tries so hard to fight the urge to push.

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feedism in the victorian era mustve gone insane

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God I hate inflation

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big halsin babyyy

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Feedism is so hot tbh, like wdym you get to watch your favorite person turn her shirts into crop tops, you get to watch her struggle to get into last month’s jeans and dresses, watch her get out of breath doing the most mundane tasks she used to do when y’all first started talking. Knowing that it’s all bc of you pampering and spoiling her, making sure she doesn’t have to lift a finger, conditioning your little hog until she turns into a fully blown cow.

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King who is determined to have as many heirs as possible to secure his legacy but is just too loyal to take on concubines, so he keeps his queen constantly pregnant.

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It’s okay to have fantasies that you would never want to do in reality. It’s okay to have fantasies that you don’t want to do with other people. It’s okay to try things in real life and decide you only like them in fantasy. It’s okay to only like certain things in certain contexts. You don’t need to prove anything to anyone. You are not any less valid in your kinks if you enjoy the idea of them more than the reality.

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There is something to unbelievably hot and attractive about heavily pregnant men (bonus if they’re overdue 🤤) you get to see him waddle around with a massive baby belly and struggle to do simple tasks all because of his swollen state, being with him during his first Braxton hicks, calming him down and telling him how pretty he’ll look when pushing our baby out. Getting to rub his gravid womb and feel the baby kick and squirm all the while he’s so sensitive he can’t help but moan in pleasure, railing him every night while his belly sways back and forth and he begs you to fill him up with twins next time

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being dominant about consent

“you will tell me if something makes you uncomfortable.”

“can I touch you here, sweetheart?”

“would you like me to think for you for a bit, smart girl?”

“i will always take care of you. you can put your trust in me.”

“tell me your color, or i will stop.”

“tell me with words, or i will stop”

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yeah i’m not looking respectfully. i wanna get you pregnant

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thinkin bout vampires and their feedee partners, vamps realizing their beloved blood bag tastes different depending on what they eat and how much of it they have. Them experimenting with different things and charting the different flavors they’ve managed to create. Rubbing their partner’s formerly soft, rapidly tightening belly, excitedly rambling about their studies, whispering in their ear about how good they’re about to taste.

alsjddhdhdhdh

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tip ‼️: u can be a puppydoggy 👍

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it’s okay to be into this.

it’s okay to like fat people. it’s okay to like it when people get fatter. it’s okay to want to get fat or get fatter. it’s okay to like to be fat. it’s okay to be open about what you like.

it’s also okay to have doubts, it’s okay to feel bad. it’s okay to let the pressure society throws at us get to you. it’s okay to not feel ready for certain things. it’s okay to be human.

but never, never force yourself to live an unauthentic life. live your truth, and do the necessary work so that you can experience everything you’ve always wanted to. you owe it to yourself. because it’s okay to be yourself.

life is too short for shame.

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like truthfully some of it is like purely kink or even in fetish territory for me.

but no amount of hand wringing or guilt has changed that, and I've always deeply cared about the way fatphobia shapes society (it kills people). but what exactly is the reason you can't be invested in both of these things?

and I also think liking fat people, for most people, should be normal. it should be as innocuous as liking anything else about someone's body (or maybe because you like someone, you like the body they live in. sometimes it's circular).

but for me I know it's not. sorry. I am a weird pervert. I still care about fat liberation anyway. shrug. life's weird

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Trying to 'What are you gonna do about it, faggot?' my way into knocking up somebody's son

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psa: if you’re pursuing someone fat romantically and want to incorporate your feederism kink or your wg kink into your relationship, I need you to talk to fat people like human beings. Your first conversation should be a human conversation. I know you might wanna ask their weight or call them whatever pet name you wanna call them, or offer to stuff them, but think about how that comes off. Think before you speak to a fat person that you find attractive. Approach them like literally any other person.

I need you to take that fat person on a date. Listen to their interests, share some of yours with them. Share some jokes, see if your humor is compatible. Ask them what their favorite movie is, or what their day looks like tomorrow. I need you to cuddle that fat person on the couch, not like an object, but like a person that you value and enjoy. I need you to have inside jokes with that fat person. I need you to tell them how good they look in that new shirt- no, don’t tell them to burst out of it or cover it with food, tell them that the color suits them, or that you like the cut.

I need you to take that fat person around your friends, I need you to make them feel comfortable around your parents. I need you to post that selfie yall took together onto your story. I need you to speak against their insecurities if they have them, I need you to listen to them if they bring up medical issues. I need you to wait for them if they need a break. I need you to learn how to pleasure their fat body. I need you to learn how to make them feel comfortable in the bedroom DURING and BEFORE you even think about fetishizing their body. I need you to get wise about the issues they face and the stigma against fat bodies in society.

And THEN I think you can safely engage in kinks that center around fat bodies. If you are not willing to treat fat people like human, attractive, worthy, loveable people, then you do not deserve to engage in these kinks with them. I get that it’s rare to find someone who wants to engage in these kinks, but you cannot and should not prey on people who have possibly spent their lives being treated as less than, just so you can fucking cum. You are a PREDATOR, and you are a BAD KINKSTER if you do not think about the ethics of what you are doing with someone else’s body, and if you truly have their consent or if youve just manipulated someone vulnerable.

i really want people to see this one