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occasionally I am struck dumb by the sublime beauty of the world in the small moments, you know?

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Trying to give Ren some grace because if his first instinct during a crisis is to eat weed brownies to calm down, he clearly at least kind of has a problem. That being said getting high when ghosts are hunting you for sport is ASTRONOMICALLY stupid and if I were actually in this situation having to deal with him, his ass would be joining those ghosts on the other side of the veil expeditiously

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ads targeted to women: omg you are thirtyyyy. kill yourself

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AFTG is literally Haikyuu but like with more mafia undertones

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blood trend from tiktok

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World war 3 happened three days ago and @strange-aeons won

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you know what? kevin and jean actually are the good ending of orpheus and eurydice.

if kevin had not walked away without looking back, jean would never have made it out of that hell.

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i really enjoy that i’m experiencing dashcon 2 in the same way that my forefathers experienced the original dashcon: though sporadic bursts in chaotic photos. i have no damn clue what’s going on except the ball pit is tiny, strange aeons won the duel and ousted the muppet joker, there was a live in person kung pow penis, and someone cosplayed the children’s hospital

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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

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clown husbandry ball pit waterbirths

Much to consider.

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I fucking love that reblog button

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Imagining in the future when Kevin is on a pro team (with a bunch of players who obviously aren’t up to his standards, because who is) and he is absolutely laying into them all the time and is always bringing up

“Neil Josten would come to the court every single night and practice these drills and you can’t even do them for fifteen minutes”

“Neil Josten once fired shots with Andrew Minyard in goal for a whole night and blew out his arms just because he was stubborn and you can’t even handle shooting on (insert goalie’s name)?”

“Neil Josten played better than you while he was actively running from the Mafia. You think you have other things on your mind?”

Bonus if after a year or two of dealing with this Kevin’s team finally meets Neil at an exy banquet and tattle on him. And Neil is just “??? You literally texted me two weeks ago just to tell me my passes are dogshit? My team hadn’t even played a game or anything, you had just remembered and felt like bringing it up?”

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Duel in the DashCon ballpit, Illustrated - 2024

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“exy exy exy” i chant into the bathroom mirror. and then he appears behind me. kevin day

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*in a foxes group chat*

Neil: lol im dying send help

Matt: oof same

Aaron: me af

Dan: rip, what's up man?

Andrew: Good.

Neil: no like im legit dying

Neil: some guy stabbed me in a mcdonald's parking lol

Neil: the lol is habit

Neil: *sends a blurry picture of himself dabbing in the ambulance*

SEVERAL PEOPLE ARE TYPING...

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The Muppet Joker and Strange Æons having an official meetup/showdown scheduled in the ball pit of Dash Con 2 is like Infinity War for people who are chronically online in an incredibly specific way

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Woah mama I'm a shrimp