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hey can I come over and just bump my head against your arm whilst you’re playing games? yeah like go totally non verbal. I might also chew your arm occasionally? cool?
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Elphaba: Can't wait to eat my sandwich lol
Glinda for no fucking reason:
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Gelphie Femslash February: Day 1- Shiz Era
So... Why not start this off with some good old pre-ozdust homoeroticism? (Yes, both are mad that they want to kiss the other, what of it)
Day one of @gelphiefemslashfeb!!! I'll be trying my best to participate in the event this year heheheh
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we’re gonna make you ✨popular✨
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𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕮𝖑𝖔𝖈𝖐 𝖔𝖋 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕿𝖎𝖒𝖊 𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓
The patchwork conscience of Oz
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shiz-era glinda headcanons for the glinda girlies? ✨
Oh sweet anon, if you know anything about me, you know I too am a glinda girlie ✨
Glinda actually takes her studies very seriously, she just doesn't want anybody to know she takes her studies that seriously.
Not a morning or evening person, but a secret third option (hating any time of day except the sweet spot between lunch and afternoon tea).
First thing she does when waking up is putting on make-up. She's one of those people who have a very strong dislike of seeing their own face without it.
I believe it's canon that she's terrified of lightning/thunderstorms, but I'd like to add to that: prefers to sleep with a night light on. (she convinced Elphaba of getting one in their second year).
In her first year gets really confronted by the fact how dirty everything gets. Like, she's so used to having a clean room, clean clothes, clean everything, as if by magic (aka her mom or Ama). But now that she's a student, she actually needs to clean herself. And oh boy, does Ms. No-Dust-Anywhere get confronted by the fact that her (borderline obsessive) expectation of cleanliness requires like 3 cleaning days a week. Poor girl.
Side note, whose fucking clever idea was it that you get dirty while trying to clean? That should be, like, illegal — Galinda Upland, at some point.
If comphet did not have Glinda in such a chokehold, she'd actually be the one who'd fall first. Not Elphaba.
Secretly loves to stay indoors and curl up under her blankets. Read a book or do a puzzle or just have long talks with her roomie. She calls them pajamas day, and they have to end with a dinner of pancakes. yum!
Sweettooth. Like. massively.
Similarly as to Elphaba, realizes for the first time that she can be at ease in her living space. Fully let her guard down. It's a bit of a revelation that she doesn't have to be On all the time, not even in her own house (or mask, if you want to interpret her as autistic/neurodivergent).
Cried once over a broken nail (the Charmed Circle still teases her about it).
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MY NEW WAY TO HAVW FUN🔥🔥
#testament#finally. the answer to what they do with the liquor that they 'enjoy' but don't actually drink
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“This is never gonna work.”
~ #416 ~
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get loved loser, get absolutely fucking treasured
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