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You like me but not enough to give me thousands and thousands of fucking dollars
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they invented a new low just for me
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@askrpyanderesubaru hand a gife run off and gife has thoung in it
.... "Must have been roofied or something. I can't make out what you're saying."
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you cannot fix that blond man please step away and let the professionals take over
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do we think blond men are born evil or does some tragic event occur with all of them in their formative years
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nothing in the world makes me more evil than just being kind of annoyed
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"Pathetic losers in my streams always commenting, 'step on me pls.' As if. I never step on dog shit willingly."
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A note is delivered to you by the cats. Inside of the envelope, sealed with red wax and the Sinostra insignia, you find the following:
“Dear Mx. Leo Kurosagi:
I am reaching out today to inform you that you may be eligible to be part of a class action lawsuit against the Academy. You may look the case filing up by the following:
CASE ID: 0020250217-002
Darkwick Year One Class of 2024/2025 vs. Darkwick Academy, Chancellor Cornelius [REDACTED]; Darkwick General Hospital, Dr. Nicholas [REDACTED] and Anomalous Studies Institute and O5 Council members [REDACTED]
Filed in: Tokyo Anomalous District: Tokyo Bay.
As a first year student, you may have been coerced into submitting to a battery of unethical and experimental anomalous vaccines without your informed consent. To be a party in the Class, please fill out and return the following information in the addressed envelope included with this letter.
Regards,”

Also included in the letter is a form to fill out, as well as an envelope addressed to “Ritsu Shinjo, Paralegal, Sinostra Dormitory, 4th fl., Darkwick Academy, Tokyo, Japan. AATN: Class Action”
“Name:
Year:
House:
Were you subjected to vaccinations for the following:
* Zom-B
* Yojimia
* Laughteritis
* Violet Foot
* Dream warts
* Angry hepatitis
* Undead Tetanus
* Lexol’s Syndrome
* Moon Pox
* Nervousness
Did you receive a letter of informed consent prior to your injections? Y/N.”
"The hell is this?" Leo tears into the letter and reads over the contents. Did this Shinjo think he'd actually win against Darkwick? What a joke. Freaky ass shots or not, he wasn't going to entertain the newbie lawyer boy. Romeo said he was a joke, anyway. Into the trashcan it goes.
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Taiga Valentine Card. + Blank version for whatever u want to write
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Why is there no hot water? How am I supposed to take a bath with no water warmer the artic?
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First wallpaper panels edit I made before (。・ω・。)
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.. So you think I'm a problem?
Wow. That's rich coming from you, Tai.
Am I a problem or are some of you stupid?
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