various things @patchdotexe has said with as little context as possible. this is not a serious account. may contain not sfw jokes, do not eat random quote button!
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can you STOP goin EXTINCT for FIVE MINUTES
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IM FAST AS FUCK YOU CANT CATCH MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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do you think i can rap battle a hydraulic press or am i just gonna die
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new bottom surgery just dropped: sans undertale
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i dont need a reminder of mortality when im shitting
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you should probably not expose an employee to wapple
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bitches hate my vertical keyboard swag
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[incredibly high pitched] they pay me in weeeeeems
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you're like a vocal mimic containing your friends' worst sins
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