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@officialreigenfacts reigen, how do you do it?
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Very funny to see Super Mario theorycrafters getting worked up about what Pauline being a little girl in Donkey Kong Bananza implies for the notional timeline, given that a. the specific version of Donkey Kong from the Donkey Kong Country franchise showing up in any sort of Super Mario crossover media has literally never made sense timeline-wise, but this is the final straw? and b. I feel like "why is she a child?" is eliding the much more pressing question of "why is she a rock?"
#The baby versions are separate beings in molted selves. Like something inhabiting a cicada skin after it sheds!#Actually a better metaphor would be hermit crabs living in shells. That actually has precedent.
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Very funny to see Super Mario theorycrafters getting worked up about what Pauline being a little girl in Donkey Kong Bananza implies for the notional timeline, given that a. the specific version of Donkey Kong from the Donkey Kong Country franchise showing up in any sort of Super Mario crossover media has literally never made sense timeline-wise, but this is the final straw? and b. I feel like "why is she a child?" is eliding the much more pressing question of "why is she a rock?"
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repo! the genetic opera is one of those movies where you watch it and youre like Damnn this would be so good if it was good
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funniest type of message to see when jerma is doing something absolutely mundane
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Since it's pride month I'm going to say. Can we stop making fun of adults who don't have sex. Not even particularly asexuals, just general people who don't like sex personally or don't want to have it for whatever reason. It's just not great to portray people who don't have sex as weird losers or naive little kids or whatever, even as a joke
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look! the moonlight shows us for what we really are. we are not among the living, and so we cannot die — but neither are we dead.
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i like the dichotomy of these two pictures. glamour shot of the most beautiful chipmunk who ever existed, and blurry gray sphere.
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happy pride from the trans flag on the floor in deep space nine

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Hey idk if this is actually useful to anyone, but it just occurred to me that I should share this idea I am doing to my own pants for other purposes:
If you're alt/punk/goth and have dramatic weight fluctuations which give you grief over keeping up with pant sizes, you may make a harness to wear over your pants with adjustable buckles, sized to your biggest size at largest and possible to chinch in as needed.

(quality poor due to having been drawn in a shaky train just now)
I recommend scouring flea markets for sandals with lots of buckles on them to get a lot of matching ones - you can take a seam ripper to them and take the buckles out, and sew straps of whatever length you need to fit your biggest size, and add holes to them as needed depending on what size you may need to tighten them to.
It does require a lot of sewing and will definitely be a headache and a half to do without a sewing machine, but on the plus size it requires no alternations to the pants themselves and you can change them to whatever pants you're wearing at any given day.
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Btw you should hug that t girl who's always putting others before herself
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Many lgbt teenagers and young adults growing up on the internet today have socially conservative beliefs that they voice at all times that they got from their conservative parents which they’ve never challenged because they think the life experience of being gay or trans makes them politically progressive
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