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Live your life in black and white and you miss all the lovely shades of grey.
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I just hope I get a 50 star tweet before I die. Normally, it takes death before true genius is appreciated.
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Twitter: where you get to see the best of me, the worst of me, and everything in between.
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I'm grateful for the voices in my head: they remind me to take my meds.
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Me: Only enough to win, baby, only enough to win.
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Wife: How much dysfunction are you going to show on Twitter today?
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Seriously, the voices in my head are just like kids: the more I ignore them, the louder they get...until I end up yelling back.
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If you don't open a door for a woman, it tells me what kind of man you are.
You don't say thank you, it tells me what kind of woman you are.
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Show me a mistake free life. I'll show you a death no one will notice.
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