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Seize any opportunity, even a movie scene
As I was walking out of Nandos, I saw this very beautiful lady come out of a nice looking Mercedes Benz. She ran after this short, dark guy. The lady was busy shouting to the man, begging and crying on top of her voice saying, "Please baby, don't leave me. I need you and can't live without you. This Benz and the mansion means nothing without you. I need you honey." The guy just kept walking away and ignoring her. I was like, if this guy won't take this lady back, I will. The lady continued begging but he just walked away and left her standing there sobbing. I thought to myself, this is my chance so I walked to her and tapped on her shoulder. But before I could say anything to her, I just heard a big voice behind me say, "PAPA WEEEH, you are obstructing our camera. We are shooting a movie."
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Morning coffee humour
Boss asks Jonas, Jonas how do you get it right for 30 years of bringing me coffee every morning without spilling it?
Jonas’s answer, before I climb up the stairs I take a big sip. As I get upstairs, I put it back.
Jonas’s funeral is Monday.
#humour me
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Flash Back Tomboy
I spent my entire childhood and most of my adolescence a tom boy! I refused to wear a dress outside of school. When pubity hit, I rejected it by covering up the curvey hips and perky boobs with boy clothes. My daunting matric dance came along and I had to embrace my femininity. Since then I love that I'm a woman, to be able to experiment with so many different styles and find what works best for our body types. Ladies, the fashion industry is ours! #loveme #tomboy #fashion
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#stillirise #ichoselife #riseandgrind
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Beauty in the eye of the handler
Female Male pride is the face… hence the cosmetic industry is so happily rich.
From adolescence to adulthood I have taken pride in my facial presentation thanks to mom. My mom taught me to take care of my skin even as a kid. I remember how she would make sure I didnt wash my face with any harsh soap. Couple years ago I stumbled upon my cosmetic match made in heaven while raiding my mom’s bathroom. I so happened to be too broke to buy my own facial wash, and mom so happened to have some. I have never looked back since then! As Anthony says “no matter what the people, I cant let you go”
I love you Vichy
#lovemyskin #beauty #darkisbeautiful
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A journey of happy and self love begins… decision made: I choose me #selflove #decisions #happylife #beauty
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