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beautiful transparent fat pink bitch squad for all your transparent fat pink bitch squad needs 💕

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Ivy enjoying a desert bloom 🌺

progress below cut, I had a lot of fun with this one!!

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classic ✧

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What its like when its her turn

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I always adored how huge you draw soap… he’s a big boy! keep it going please (ﾉ´ヮ`)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ

❤️❤️❤️ he's got that illusory build (huge when not next to his bf)

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I loooovve these designs for König and Roach so much do you have any hcs about them you would like to share

🥹🥹🥹 Me SO glad... hmmm let me think

I hope you meant hcs about their designs because I have 0 about their lore. I think König was my first contact with cod and I remember being astounded by his swagger, his aura, the blood-crusty tshirt over his head and his tree trunk thighs - combined with his body mass being somehow bigger than EVERY other operator in the game while able to balletically cut through gunfire with ONE shiv

Had to give him the serial killer eyes with the oily, emo-metal hair, dyed black from the original blond because he's obviously in it for the rage (against the machine), and an attempted scalping scar crown for his namesake:

Roach in my mind (I don't THINK we ever see him on camera??) feels a little young. He's quiet and obedient (being a videogame protag), sort of a counterpart to 09 Ghost - which both 09 Soap and Price clearly appreciate and thus like to tag him along. But he's also pretty brutal with a weapon, wiping out that entire favela basically alone -

So I made him a bit of a beefy jarhead grunt but with the good dog eyes + some antennae scars:

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Oh great and wonderful valiants, do you think Roach and Ángel would like each other if they ever met?

Forever lovely @kieranhawke, I see no reason why not… though I don't imagine Roach being TOO social immediately, maybe they later bond over their crushes on their COs

I'm so sorry I put him in there, he's an OC... my self indulgent ass

Dead from this... he just likes letting them breathe

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forfeit.

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i'm down bad for the trash can

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upd8...

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the thing about “andrew hussie returns to homestuck to write a cartoon pilot produced by vivziepop with toby fox voicing john egbert” is like. it’s so far-fetched i wouldn’t even make that joke. because it would be too ridiculous for me to even find funny. and it’s not a joke. it’s literally happening right now.

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HANSRY ⚔️// a noble and 𝙝𝙞𝙨 knight

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well life just isnt fucking fair is it humpback whale 85

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i thought my laptop was on its last leg because it was running at six billion degrees and using 100% disk space at all times and then i turned off shadows and some other windows effects and it was immediately cured. i just did the same to my roommate's computer and its performance issues were also immediately cured. okay. i guess.

so i guess if you have creaky freezy windows 10/11 try searching "advanced system settings", go to performance settings, and uncheck "show shadows under windows" and anything else you don't want. hope that helps someone else.