lestisticpsycho

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“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

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*September 1st on Tumblr*

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rise. live. fight. think about women. do not waver

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reblog if you're corny and insufferable

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so im doom scrolling tiktok to avoid the mental breakdown im on the edge of(due to an event that happened over the weekend that's made the suicide fantasies come back full force) and i came across a video of a woman talking about how her partner did whatever legal stuff to put op in charge of what happens to partner after she dies(very normal stuff so far) but then op suggests taxidermy

apparently both think it’s a fun idea, and whoever survives should taxidermy the one who doesn't and display in them house for all to see(i want to be friends with this couple so bad they sound like so much fun) BUT in the comments someone mentions a conversation about a person's remains potentially being used to bind a book and it gave me the most amazing idea ever

when i die i want my skin used to make leather to bind a book

i want the rest of body cremated and the ash used to make gems to put on the skin leather binding

if human remains can be used to make paint to decorate the cover i want that done too

i want the book of me to look like a spooky fucking grimoire from a fantasy series

i want the contents to be a mess of information somehow pertaining to me but also be completely random shit

eg; recipes i liked, passages from my favorite books/poems/movies etc. most/least fond memories, maybe explain some traumatic events that shaped my personality, inside jokes i have with myself, passages/synopsis' of books i never got around to/finished writing, links to private playlists i never told anyone about, a bunch of pictures some taken of me the rest by me, sketches, add in some ciphers people have to solve to get a secret phrase needed to access their share of the inheritance(assuming there is one lol), just fun weird shit all mixed up together in a mess of "what the actual fuck is this"

there are multiple benefits to this

i get to fuck with people

i get to be open about things with people i care about in a way i'll probably never achieve while alive

i get to fuck with people

i get a book both figuratively and literally made from the essence of who i am

it'll take a long time for this to be achievable(if ever(but a freak can dream)) which means i have to stay alive long enough to do it so no checking out early

I GET TO FUCK WITH PEOPLE

side note: i want my weird as fuck found family(that i have yet to find) to display book me on the mantle like my mom did with her dad's giant ass bible after he died

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I think Scooby Doo as a franchise has under explored the potential of the late 60s and early 70s as a setting

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avril lavigne was right. what the hell

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my radical belief is that the disabled and the elderly should be paid at least the average cost of living, regardless of the life they lived. regardless if they ever worked or what work they did or if they were responsible with their choices in life or not

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Every episode when the villain is like join me and together we can rule this city merlin always gives a “I’d rather be his whore than your wife” response but like the whole time he’s not even Arthur’s whore!!!!! He’s his nonunion employee!!!!!!

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giant redwood trees really are so cool, they just have something incredibly special going on. it's hard to describe if you haven't seen them

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i used to think i was a fuck up due to my parents parenting style (and my self destructive tendencies), but then i actually fucked up and boy did that put everything into persepective

I promise you haven't fucked up as badly as you think you have.

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your discord pfp and your tumblr pfp are locked in a room together. what happens?

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i am totally obsessed btw i will be spending the foreseeable future on ao3 and ffn reading fics

i thought i was just watching a fun little sapphic movie from the 90s, i wasn't expecting klansmen and cannibalism the fuck

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This may have been funnier in my head

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The largest mass shooting in American history was a hate crime against gay people. Don’t ever forget that.

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don't get me wrong it was still fun but no one wARNED ME

i thought i was just watching a fun little sapphic movie from the 90s, i wasn't expecting klansmen and cannibalism the fuck