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i will give myself one thing w djing i have a really good sense of musical energy so i CAN put together a set that flows really well but it makes building a set 10000 times harder and also thats the thing people notice the least ��
#m#in yourshot i noticed a lot of people transitioning music at weird points or killing the energy with song choices#like anyone can learn to dj but u can tell if the dj has musical experience or not#i’m really lazy at transitions though#if a fade works a fade works leave me alone ghost of james hype
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i did another mix but it’s all the cyberpunk ass shit i listen to
#m#carpenter brut did not make it in bc i started at 100 bpm and all the songs i have of his are like 120-130#and i did not want to spend 100 years working up to that
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You guys realize you’re interacting with other human beings on here, right?
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there's a jewish story about a rich man who goes to his rabbi to ask him about building an orphanage, and the rabbi is like "yeah duh go for it!!" and then later the rich guy comes back and is like "actually I've decided not to... I was just doing it for my own image and not coz I cared about orphans" and the rabbi was like "bitch the orphans don't care why you're building the orphanage!!!" and sometimes I wish I could say that to lefties who haven't unpacked their christian upbringing. sometimes motives don't matter!! who give a fuck why a politician wants to do a good thing? bitch the orphans don't!!
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Ice suggesting a white woman remove the Mexican flag sticker from her car. Can they all kill themselves already
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Still day 1 after coming out as trans to my little sisters: the tiny one handed me this

(please ignore my sister's weird handwriting. these are lowercase Ls not Ps)
#oh my god the boxes say bi and les 💀💀#i was staring at this trying to figure out if op was like quebecois and this was some crazy french can slang for yes/no
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I made you a cookie but I…God, I’m so sorry. This is so difficult to say. There’s no point in lying to you. Please forgive me, but i fucking eated it. I’m so sorry.
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🧍🏻♀️hey man what’s up
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Gaining its strength from the moon’s rays, this loyal pokemon is the perfect companion for quiet night walks and stargazing.
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that one greentext about the poster's grandpa independently reinventing internet trolling and calling it "yanking their chain" is gerson
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team cherry have two weeks left to do the funniest thing possible
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like a solid 60% of weird fandom tropes were invented by women who needed slightly more avant garde ways to fuck spock.... wanting to fuck spock is in many ways a load bearing pillar of fandom like if u took it away the source code would just break theres like a molecule of wanting to fuck spock or reaction to everyone wanting to fuck spock within the heart of fanfic all fanfiction is about wanting to fuck spock except fanfic about wanting to fuck spock which is about women in stem
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unpopular opinion time put a movie in the tags that you enjoy but that was hated by general audiences, or panned by critics, or even just intensely disliked by someone else you know
#ghostbusters 2016#if i remember right someone actually stopped talking to me in school over that opinion
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