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when I was in 8th grade, this guy in my last class of the day leaned over to me and said “everyone thinks I’m wearing plaid shorts, but they’re really just boxers”

and sure enough, upon closer inspection, they were indeed just boxers

this kid just up and didn’t wear pants to school and no one noticed

I think about it a lot

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the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument

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I don’t believe in astrology but one time when I was in college I was complaining about how dumb astrology was and after a while someone on the train went “Shut the hell up and let people have fun you Capricorn sun, Virgo moon bitch” and I was like what the fuck

Then I went home and looked it up and they were right so I don’t say anything anymore

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y’all jackin off physically but neglecting to jack off mentally and spiritually

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u kiddin me

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ok if yall have never seen a jenna marbles/julien solomita video i am begging you to PLEASE watch this because it’s literally the most incredible thing you will ever watch in your life

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club night idea: mcr’s entire discography in the order of most danceable to most depressing so by the end of the evening you’re crying on the floor to desert song

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y’all make sure you date someone that cares about your mental health pls

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my heart is so warm

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this is how my girlfriend and I text

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From @YoungestOldCatLady: “Morning rush hour. The moment we open the door to the "foster” room, they all come running.“ #catsofinstagram [source: http://ift.tt/2eQDXfO ]

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In the dog world, humans are elves that routinely live to be 500+ years old.

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anyways. When can I start screaming

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