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Love watching them react everytime he shows up, shows affection or volunteers personal information. He's the team's absentee dad!

That relationship is toxic as hell though and only works cause they're all messed up. But hey, that's why it's relatable, am I right? 😅

my favourite Bladebreakers headcanon is that when Kai enters their team, Takao is so happy to have this super-strong blader as an ally that he is willing to step on his own nosiness just to keep him around because he knows he’s already on thin ice, so Takao never enquires about Kai’s life at all, and the rest of the team follows suit, and Kai just becomes this secretive team member who does his own thing, doesn’t talk about himself, doesn’t answer questions, and it becomes so normal for the Bladebreakers to… not know shit about Kai that every new bit of information is treated as both sacred and cursed and it doesn’t help that they learn them in very random order, sometimes after many years, and completely out of context. “Kai speaks Russian????”

“Kai is a Leo??”

“Kai went to school in England???” “Kai wears contact???” “Kai has parents???”

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Fuck yeah

BAKUTEN FD, PLEASE, LISTEN.

them. as a ship. 🥺

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Love how they're also lined up with exactly who they are going to fight. Nice detail in the framing

Beyblade VForce Episode 39

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My favorite part is how serious everyone is taking this. Actually some good points made too.

My biggest complaint with Kai’s backstory in the anime - maybe my only complaint - was this right here. I loved the idea that he was taken to an underground Beyblade facility where they teach children to be Beyblade killing machines, because it was a great explanation as to how Kai became such a sour person! But the one problem here is that HE’S WEARING THE EXACT SAME CLOTHES that he wears as a teenager! With the same face paint! Not only does this contradict the manga, in which he actually dressed like a normal child without face paint (until the traumatic event of his father’s betrayal), but it also doesn’t make sense! He changes his clothes throughout the three series, so why would he happen to have the same punk clothes on as an 8 year old that he wears at age 14?

It could be argued that he changed into his punk phase shortly before going to Russia, but it just seems strange that he’s been wearing the same outfit all the time.

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I believe he wants to but ain't no way he's getting into Berlin's Berghain

Ralf Jürgens Headcanons

-Ralf lost his mother and younger brother in a boating accident when he was a child, so he was mostly raised by his widowed father.

-grew up in Baden-Württemberg, where his family's main estate is located

-straight-A student

-punctual to a fault, tardiness is one of his pet peeves

-hyper-independant

-speaks German, English, conversational French, can order a coffee in Italian, and has some notions of Russian

-sucks at video games, even the easy ones

-his father founded the Majestics, as he is a former pro player himself

-"Let's just stick to the plan."

-"What does the contract say?"

-raw vegetables as a snack

-cleanser, moisturizer, sunscreen

-people don't expect Ralf to like clubbing and raves, but he does

-strong sense of justice

-since their families have some business connections, Ralf had heard of Kai before they properly met

-has been in therapy on and off since childhood

-since discovering some questionable family heirlooms from the 30s and 40s in the attic, Ralf has been donating to charitable causes regularly, in an effort to counterbalance that dark history

-Olivier is one of the few people who can make Ralf laugh out loud

-when they first met, Johnny butchered his last name on purpose, so Ralf called him "Johnny McDonald" for a week

-wealthiest of the Majestics, but he keeps that fact to himself

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Now I wish they did, just because it would be cute

When I was 12 years old I asked a British girl I met on quizilla if the characters from American shows were dubbed over to have British accents and I will have to live with this knowledge for the rest of my life

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Actually I wantvto correct my error. He Pais someone to rip it. Another 500 dollars.

Do you think Kai tries to hide the fact that he’s insanely fashionable or do you think he flaunts it?

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There should just be an official sub-genre called "80s gay". We all know exactly what songs it entails, there's no explanation necessary.

Movies too. Let's be real. Rocky 3. More like Rock me 3-ways.

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The Dutch team was gonna enter but they failed the drug test

Countries we should have seen competing in the world beyblade tournament but didn’t:

Canada: Their beyblades run entirely on maple syrup. Instead of ‘Let it rip’ they just yell ‘Eh’

Netherlands: Their beyblades are tiny windmills and their owners are high as kites the whole tournament

Ireland: Where did all these red heads come from? Are they related? Call out attacks by dancing with no arm movement

Hungary: They’re only here to fight Transylvania

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Kai: "ACAB"

Max: "stop scaring them off"

Miniserie: Hyper Realistic Beyblade Short Fics

Part 3

Max: Oh no! Kenny got kidnapped!

Takao: Right! Let's call the police, because that's what you do when someone gets kidnapped.

Max: Good idea! It's not as if we were going to rescue him ourselves...

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Only one to change outfits more than Kai

✿ HIROMI'S G-REVOLUTION OUTFITS [ EP01-25/+ ] ✿

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That whole series is just a log book of red flags

"i'm a new person now!" love the foreshadowing

…this poor fuckin kid LOL

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It should he a crime

Majestics/Euro Team Headcanons based only on my stereotype knowledge of Europe

Robert/Ralf:

We don’t talk about where his wealth came from. We just don’t. You will be banished to the death dungeon in the basement. We also don’t talk about where the death dungeon came from. Or grandpa. We don’t talk about grandpa.

Low key a lot of fun when drunk but very picky about beer. Will only drink what he deems to be ‘good’ beer. Gets wasted during Oktoberfest then blackmails his teammates to not post pictures. Does not always work, please don’t google him.

Law abiding. The absolute most unrealistic part of G Rev is the idea of a German not immediately telling officials that a team is cheating. No way. This guy would be up in arms if he saw one of them so much as throwing the recycling in the wrong bin, which should be a crime.

Enrique/Giancarlo:

Diet consists almost exclusively of carbs. Worships olive oil almost as much as the Catholic Church. Absolutely does NOT practice what he preaches and is normally speaking to at least four women at one time. He keeps their names and identifying information in a notebook so he doesn’t get them mixed up. Thinks he has way more sex appeal than he actually does. Not a real blond.

Talks like Mario and cannot communicate if his hands are not in motion. Originally used ‘Mamma Mia’ ironically but now can’t stop. Instead of yelling when mad he just starts praying out loud in very angry Italian, teammates are past the point of questioning this.

Only wears speedos to the beach and constantly makes that everyone else’s problem. Will absolutely tan nude, though. Claims he doesn’t need sun screen because he doesn’t burn, he just tans. Told constantly that going to the beach is not the same as bathing, pretends his hygiene is worse than it actually is because he doesn’t wanna admit that he just sweats a lot. Must reapply deodorant every three hours at minimum.

Oliver/Olivier:

Chain smoker, gives his team no choice other than to deal with it. They tried making him quit once and they all decided that having him stink up the tour bus was better than dealing with Oliver going through withdrawal. He is the reason they drink but at least he has good wine. Fights with Enrique over what country ‘good wine’ comes from.

Speaks English fluently but refuses to use it when with the Americans, that’s if he acknowledges them at all. Makes snarky side comments and acts like he’s just ‘being honest’. Kid just doesn’t fucking stop, only Frenchman in the world to do the OPPOSITE of surrendering, but they still joke that his scarf is just an emergency white flag.

Brags about culinary skills, artistic skills and language skills but cannot pronounce the letter R to save his life. Sometimes says ‘Ooh la la’ but not the way one would expect. Less likely to be used in excitement and more likely to be used because Johnny left his dirty dishes in the sink.

Johnny:

Huge pet peeve of being called Johnathan. John comes from the Bible and isn’t short for anything, it’s just John ya fucks. Also won’t tolerate anyone making fun of his kilt ITS NOT A FUCKING SKIRT, ENRIQUE!

Loves battered haggis. Actually, loves anything battered. Battered and dropped in the deep fat fryer. Teammates absolutely refuse to eat anything this kid cooks or allow him to store anything in the fridge, which is saying a lot because that’s where Oliver keeps the deep fried frog legs and snails. Hisses and runs away at the idea of fruits or vegetables.

It took his team about a year to realize he was speaking English, they still can’t understand a word he says but they pretend they can. Extremely short tempered, especially when mistaken for a Brit. Will absolutely fuck your shit up if you call him British, will feel none of your attacks because he’s too drunk. Team has no idea what his personality is like sober.

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Takao would absolutely do the boomer thing when taking a photo

A ver sonrían! 🤣

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Aww wish we could have seen him cry like that in the anime.

Loving that people are starting to draw these two. They went under the radar despite the fact its the closest to a Canon relationship we see on screen. Even Judy and Max' dad are slightly confusing 😆

Ah, young love.

Or something.

One day they’ll be happy.

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It always felt like we are on the same wavelength

Okay but I still want an explanation as to why Europe has two teams representing it in G Rev

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Having a Beyblade-centric Tumblr sometimes feels like being subscribed to Kai Hiwatari's personal Onlyfans.

Not that I mind. Though somedays I question whether it's appropriate to open in public 😆