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my attention span as a 10 year old: *reads the Lord of the Rings trilogy in like two sittings*

my attention span now: *checks internet every 10 minutes during important task, opens new tab of same site I’m already browsing and got tired of*

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I have this personal headcanon, that when he was little, Kyle’s ears were too long even by elven standards and other kids made fun of this physical trait of his, making Kyle feel very insecure about his looks.

Stan believes Kyle has the most adorable elf ears in the whole Kingdom and that the other kids are just jealous.

Imagine what elf Kyle was thinking when he saw Stan's tiny human ears for the first time. I wonder if he found them cute?? Or maybe he even found them ugly and was like "Well... at least his face is pretty."

What’s your damage anon..

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Peru.

I fucking LOVE Craig 😂😂😂😂😂

Kyle is eating three fucking tacos

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remember when kenny was a main character? haha wild.

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Kyle as a father - headcanon scenario

Kyle as a father

Kyle is a loving and proud parent. It's very important to him to be able to spend time with his family, because he understands the necessity of parental guidance in a child's life.

Kyle does his best to set a good example for his children. His own father wasn't the best role model and Kyle tries very hard to be someone his children will be proud of.

Kyle is extremely patient. Not only he will take his time to talk to his children calmly in case they misbehave, instead of just shouting at them and grounding them, he will also never dismiss any of the children's questions as unimportant or silly.

Kyle will patiently explain everything his children ask him, talking to them as if they were adults, but using simple and comprehensible language. He will listen to whatever his children need to talk about and always seek to give helpful advice.

He is strict, but fair. Kyle wouldn't judge his children when they do something wrong, but he would definitely let them know that he doesn't approve of their actions, giving reasons to why. He trusts his children's ability to be rational and this creates a strong bond between them.

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Jobs and professions

Kyle - lawyer (dah~)

Stan - policeman (imagine him in that uniform 🌚)

Kenny - he's changed so many jobs he can't keep track of them. He delivered goods, washed cars, cleaned houses, worked at a fast food restaurant, worker as a stripper, cleaned graves at a cemetery, did prostitution for a while, worked as a taxi driver, the list goes on.

Eric - has his own small business in South Park. It could be anything. e.g. Car rentals, computer repairs, house security services, etc.

Butters - elementary school teacher

Clyde - banker

Craig - veterinarian

Token - doctor (probably cardiologist or a neurologist)

Tweek - barista and coffee shop owner

Jimmy - journalist and part-time stand up comic. Has his own online blog.

Timmy - IP technician

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Kyle

Kyle doesn't dance. Period.

He can try and emulate some moves he saw but when he does people get worried if they should call an ambulance or put a spoon between his teeth.

So it's no surprise he feels awkward and silly if he's forced to dance and that's also part of why he never is capable of simply letting himself go, loosen up and just go with the rhythm (that and partly because the poor guy has no rhythm). Even after few drinks Kyle prefers to linger close to the wall and tap his foot along with the beat instead of enjoying himself among the other people dancing.

Kenny

Oh this boy can dance! He knows how to sway that body and rock those hips, throwing himself fully into the rhythm, to draw all the attention on himself.

His specialty is dirty dancing. Kenny is one of those people who can pull off any dance move no matter how ridiculous or suggestive it may be and look fucking hot while performing it. It's a gift he is never shy to exploit. He'll run his hands up and down his (and his partner's) body to spice up the whole experience. If somehow, accidentally, this all ends up with a striptease, well then expect a show that will put to shame professional ecdysiasts.

Stan

Except those cases when Stan is forcefully dragged on the dance floor he'll generally avoid it like the vampires avoid sunlight. He always thinks that everybody stares at him and judges his moves. Stan isn't a bad dancer he just feels weird doing it. Unless of course he had some shots prior to it. Then out comes the 'Stan: the Dancing Machine' (which frankly needs some oiling up).

Frenzied, spastic movements while he's absolutely sure that he's impressing everyone with his killer moves. He'll get the groove on, maybe do the robot dance or start busting moves that in his mind are incredibly cool and sexy. Usually Kyle manages to get him off the dance floor before Stan starts entertaining others by recreating the chicken dance and starts accidentally hitting people around him.

Eric

Cartman prefers to practice his dance moves in the privacy of his own room. He's surprisingly good at dancing and he himself enjoys the act. Eric has good rhythm and loves to sing along to the songs he dances to. He is usually very reluctant to cut a rug in front of others unless of course Kyle is present. Oh, boy, then Eric will dance and sing, and basically do anything to rub in the Kyle's face the fact that he can do this better than the ginger. Cartman will even offer Kyle to teach him some moves and without waiting for the response he'll add that it's futile since Jewish people can't dance.

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Tattoos and piercings

Stan

Stan most definitely is interested in those kind of things. He has an edgy side to him and loves to low key show it off. Stan pierced both of his ears because piercing just one ear seemed 'too gay' to him and don't question his logic, he'll say 'it's just is'.

Although he wanted to get more piercings (like his tongue and eyebrow) he gradually changed his mind after reading tons of information about many scary aftereffects of different types of piercings.

Stan has a small tattoo (something stupid or cheesy honestly) on his wrist that is meaningful to him ("No, Cartman, that's not gay that's completely different, OK?"). Seems too sentimental? Well, Stan is a sensitive boy after all.

Eric

Eric is not much into piercings, at least on his own body, but certainly has a tattoo obsession. Once he could afford it financially, Eric got himself firstly a Swastika on his shoulder and then a big tattoo of the Reichsadler - the imperial eagle of the Third Reich - on his back. Eric enjoys to show off his tattoos especially when Kyle is around and loves how much it pisses him off. Cartman probably will get few more tattoos eventually completing his Nazi symbolism collection with various runes from the runic script and perhaps few inscriptions like 'Es zittern die morschen Knochen' and other Nazi related slogans.

Kenny

Kenny has no tattoos nor piercings. Oh, it's not because he doesn't want to have any but simply because he can't (and in all honesty doesn't want to go through the pain of getting them over and over).

Since after every time Kenny dies he is literally reborn again and his body goes back to how it's been before he had any modifications done to it. Even the smallest scars he may get eventually disappear.

Therefore despite his love for tattoos and piercings (especially for the latter) he doesn't bother getting new ones every time he dies. He experienced enough pain in his life and isn't very keen on going through more of it just for a temporary accessory.

Kyle

Do you know how they say 'still waters run deep'? Well that's exactly Kyle's case. Despite him being very preppy, Kyle has this very well hidden kinky side to him that he is slightly ashamed of.

Being a jewish kid in a very conservative family, Kyle was never comfortable with his 'darker side' and learned to lock it deep inside him along with his other 'inappropriate' desires. Afraid of his family being ashamed of him and in an effort to keep a clean and proper image in the public eye, Kyle never got any tattoos. However it's not only this but also his fear of getting anything permanent on his skin that kept him away from these sorts of experiments with his body.

Yet on the other hand Kyle secretly hates how much his need for his parents approval affects his own life decisions and actions. That's why during his years at the university Kyle got his nipples pierced. The thought of having a secret piercing on quite an intimate part of his body really excites him.

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Sleeping positions and habits: The four boys

Kyle

Kyle sleeps mostly in the fetal position with lower end of this big pillow placed between his thighs and the upper end he hugs with both of his arms. He always goes to bed fully dressed in his pajamas and even has his bed socks on (he might accidentally lose one during his sleep).

Kyle sometimes drools a bit on his pillow during his sleep and it irritates him to no end. Because of this he is very reluctant to have any sleepovers since he's afraid that someone else may see him in this unflattering position.

Stan

Stan sleeps sometimes in the starfish position, lying on his backs with his legs stretched out, and the arms stretch up by his head but mostly the black haired boy sleeps on his side with his arms stretched out in front of him. Sometimes Stan puts one of his hands under his head and wakes up not feeling it as it becomes completely numb. The first time it happened he was six years old and it freaked him out.

Stan isn't a very big fan of pillows and his blanket usually gets all twisted during his sleep. Because of that he often gets very cold and has to wake up to properly cover himself.

Stan have a pajama but wears only the trousers to bed. If it's cold he will throw on a t-shirt.

Kenny

Kenny hates to sleep in clothes and usually just goes to bed in his birthday suit (no, I don't mean his parka). Out of common decency, he'll keep his underwear on when having a sleepover at someone else's house. But there are other times when the boy is so exhausted and just falls on the bed fully clothed and isn't bothered to take off anything, even his shoes.

Kenny sleeps either on his back, with his one hand placed under his head and the other stretched out to the side or enjoys resting on his stomach, with his head turned to either side and hands near or under the pillow.

Kenny loves pillows. For him it's the more the merrier. He also just loves fluffy, plush blankets.

Eric

Eric sleeps in the soldier position, laying on his back with his hands straight down at his sides. Just like Kyle, Eric sleeps in his pajamas but unlike the redhead he absolutely hates socks. Cartman has several pajamas each one chosen by him personally. He is very picky about his night clothes as he believes that if there's an emergency and he has to run out of the house in his pajamas he most probably will end up on the news and he doesn't want to look bad on TV.