carl • they/them • marine bio undergrad. i like things that are funny and songs that are good
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i wish we didn’t have to worry about doxxing and could send our mutuals letters and cds and drawings and pressed flowers
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🫵 STOP! you are doomscrolling. tell me your favorite animal instead
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screenshotting the tags on this post bc i thought they were hilarious did exactly what youd expect to my fyp
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Bro come look at the stars with me I am not feeling like myself
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Explain all swiss politics to me in less than 60 words and with subway surfers on the bottom of the screen. You're the only person from the Nordics I know so I'm asking you.
hi my dear american friend please consult the diagram below and restate your question if it remains

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you just doordashed yourself a knuckle sandwich pal
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I let myself rest and now I'm daydreaming about academia and academic research and writing again
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slamming the big red button on my desk labeled "bweh" over and over again to no discernible effect
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when i smoke weed the marijuana smoke makes me feel different than i usually do. does anyone else experience this?
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i take back everything i said, one piece is good actually
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Came in to work today and one of the foremen greeted me with 'theres our celebrity!' Which is how I found out that everyone saw the news interview I did at our local pride.

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