lewyym

[lewyym]

Okay tumbllerinas, is this a DILF and if not what is it:

~30

180cm

Waxed, clean shave

But not bald, has short-med long hair

Scarred

Responsible and caring and protective

Moderately muscular

Wears like suits n vests n shit

Has been through hell and came out victorious

No children and not divorced but had partners before so like he's experienced

Doesn't drink or smoke but would look very cool doing it

Smart and wise and reads books n stuff

Deep voice and I'm taking like real deep harsh voice not whatever the fuck asmrtubers call "deep"

Black hair but just like bits of gray. Might be colored because he wanted to look a bit older and wiser. Or because of the intense stress

Basically Wriothesley from Genshin I think. Probably. Disregard the point about voice if you're focusing on this point, self contradiction is my hobby

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Tall daddy call me a good girl pls

Happy Pride Month. Collect My Pronouns

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lil fairy friends

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I lost it but there was that one guy on TikTok:

"Mental illness is all in your head? Yeah, where else is it supposed to be? My balls?

Mental illness is stored in the balls!"

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

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Idk if 4chan is actually dead but this is the only thing good that ever came from that site anyways.

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And the fact it's Chinese 😭😭😭

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bitch u ancient

in honor of 4chan exploding, I want to remind you all that they used to do “raids” on Tumblr.

they tried to flood the popular tags with gore and porn. this was when Homestuck was at its peak, so they were a target too. (side note: tags barely functioned at all at this point so trying to make them useless was like throwing a molotov into an already burning building but try telling that to 4channers)

but the Homestuck fandom was ready and countered by flooding the tag with weirder, more explicit Homestuck porn and gore.

to the point that the trolls themselves got weirded out, fucked off, and never attempted a “raid” again.

everyone moved on but I stayed there because that is one of the funniest fucking things to happen on this website.

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I think that's good. Only thing worse than being defeated is being forgotten.

You all disappoint me. Not one (1) drawing of a personified tumblr mourning the lifeless corpse of 4chan? Not ome? They were our rivals you sick fucks. Nary a whiff of 1 (one) fix-it AU? Im going to hibernate now..youve pirssed me off

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Fun fact, I'm preeeetty sure there is a game called phasmophilia. No wait it's phasmohentaia. Check out at your own responsibility 💀

what if instead of phasmophobia it was called phasmophilia and instead of hunting ghosts you

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Ngl I think Lego Batman Movie Joker is an underappreciated gay icon

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These are common side effects but ideally you want something that isn't making your life just as miserable as your mental illness is. Only side effect is for the first couple days my girldick didn't work as well but I wasn't feeling nauseous or having trouble sleeping

day 1 on sertraline. i did not realise it makes you this nauseous. i was literally sweating so bad on my bathroom floor yesterday. right now im ok but Gooood lord

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im doing mock exams right now and i hate studying a lot and my mom is like “when i was at school i was always buried in my books” and im like Oh yeah well right now im buried in daisies and dandelions. right now im frolicking in a field. sorry i cant take my sociology test IM BEING WHIMSICAL

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It definitely SHOULDN'T make you nauseous and sweating talk with your doctor NOW

day 1 on sertraline. i did not realise it makes you this nauseous. i was literally sweating so bad on my bathroom floor yesterday. right now im ok but Gooood lord

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Girl, u can't eat the bowl.

Also her name is officially Tequila!

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It's enough to make a grown girl cry 🥲

Oh, sweetheart, come here. Let me hold you for a moment.

I can see that something’s weighing on your little heart, and that’s okay. You don’t have to be happy all the time. You don’t have to push your feelings away or pretend they’re not there. It’s okay to feel sad, or angry, or scared. Feelings can be big and heavy sometimes, but you don’t have to carry them all on your own.

I’m right here, love bug. No matter what you’re feeling, I will always be here. You don’t have to explain, you don’t have to fix anything—you can just be, exactly as you are. If you need to cry, I will hold you close. If you need to stomp your little feet, I will be right here to keep you safe. If you need quiet, I will sit beside you and hold your hand so you know you’re not alone.

You are so precious, just as you are, in every feeling, in every moment. Your emotions don’t make you too much, and they don’t make you bad. They just mean you are you, and that is the most wonderful thing in the whole world.

So take all the time you need, my angel. I will love you through every feeling, every storm, and every quiet moment in between. I will be here, always, with open arms and an open heart, ready to give you whatever you need.

You are never alone, little one. You are safe. You are cherished. And you are oh-so deeply loved.