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i love the sonic adventure 2 battle intro cause of that stupid animation knuckles has in it

i can’t find a gif of it can somebody please post it

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Cats are great because you can just be like "I'm bored and I'm going to make that your problem now", and they get it, because they did the same thing to you three hours ago.

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bro LMFAOOOO

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Linda Friesen 'The Stardust 2.0 version' Haute Couture Gown

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I need to stop thinking about my work days as "productive" days and my days off as "unproductive" days that I waste if I haven't built something or deep cleaned my house. What the fuck am I accomplishing at work. My job doesn't wash my dishes

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My situation rn

im to lazy to look up for references

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"The Parade (right panel)" 2023 - Joe Eason

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Another chapter in my "Illustrations From A Gay Fantasia" series

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so the thing about my family is that we have two ancestors on my dad’s side who were buried in france, where I currently live. one died in the spanish civil war, and one died prior doing…we don’t know what. but he somehow managed to get buried in père lachaise. 

so anyhow, my gran sends me a message like “pls put flowers on ur uncle samuel’s grave because he’s gone over a century with none and it will make the ghost mad if he hasn’t already” because my family spends time in europe but never long enough to go all the way to père lachaise and give ya boy samuel jr. his death rites. so im like “ok gran I can do that” bc im a good grandson and you do not fuck with gran she doesn’t DESERVE THAT 

i figure out which plot he’s on and ask someone specifically where you can find uncle samuel jr. and they tell me where and so I arrive at the junction and. 

HE GONE. 

WHERE DID YOU GO UNCLE SAMUEL. 

*celine dion’s smash hit “my heart will go on” playing in the distance* 

in other words either someone stole my entire great great uncle samuel or he has risen again, ready to party in paris for all of eternity. 

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“I want to decompose in a bog” well you clearly don’t know the first thing about bogs. Clout chaser

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can’t believe the Human Pet Guy called for the restoration of the French monarchy in my mentions, leading me to discover he follows me on Twitter and almost certainly for fetishistic reasons (his following list was full of trans and asian porn accounts and also elon musk)

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shirt that says I ♡ Leftist Infighting About Children's Cartoons

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Petition to create the term “rad herring” for when you something in a story has no bearing on the actual plot and won’t help piece together any of the big twists, but is just too fucking awesome an idea not to include.

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oh no i just thought of the world's worst centaur