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I’ve read this @cassandraclare ‘s reply, so I thought “what if Emma tries to buy unicorn’s boxer to Juls?” Here the result.
Poor baby ~

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oneofakindwarlock:
lexmalla started following you
“It never ceases to amaze me how easily you handle that cat.”

“handle? church?” that was one way to put it. “i think he likes me. but he just... does his own thing, really.”
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lexnulla:
“They basically never get to go out for breakfast, they’re gonna be too focused on ordering everything on the freaking menu to worry about books, Em. We just need a better excuse than the two of us spending the night together to take them out.”

“It’ll be fun. We don’t need an excuse. Can’t we take them out every once in a while?” That wasn’t that weird, was it?
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would you please reblog this if you and/or your muse consider platonic sensual intimacy to be valid? if you believe in platonic kisses (even if it’s on the lips), platonic cuddling, sensual intimacy with no pressure to be sexual? – stuff like that? o~o
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She moved an inch closer to him, feeling the heat radiating off his body. He looked at her- she knew he’d seen her move toward him- and then his eyes flashed as he shut them deliberately, dark lashes sweeping down over his cheeks. His breathing began to even out almost immediately. He was asleep, but Emma lay awake, looking at him, at the way his chest rose and fell, a steady metronome.
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My favorite Julian Blackthorn quotes!! I made these! Credit to the accounts I got the backgrounds from.
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LADY MIDNIGHT NETWORK WEEK 4: Favorite Ship
“He took her breath away with the Julian-ness of him. There was no one else he could be. She knew him by touch, by the way he breathed, by the beat of his heart against hers.”
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are you two's urls accidental match or was it on purpose? either way, it's cute :)
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totally on purpose, mate. also, did you see our very fitting titles? A+++
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lexnulla:

“Nice save. Fine… Pancakes. We can still go out with the others. SOMETHING’s put me in a pretty good mood.”

“That would be fun. There’s this diner that I found with Cristina-- It had book shelves and all. But then again, Ty and Livia might end up sorting them instead of eating... But pancakes are amazing there.”
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lexnulla:

“REA– You’re joking, aren’t you?”

“No. You were amazing. And I am starved. Feed me, dammit.”
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lexnulla:
“Or we could just ALL go out in the morning? Are you telling me you can’t wait four hours for food? We could be asleep right now.”

“Maybe you were so awesome that I am completely starved, and in urgent need for food?”
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lexnulla:
“If Tavvy finds out we’ve been making pancakes without him, he’s gonna lose it.” Julian hissed, grabbing at his pants from where they had been discarded on the floor hours before.

“And if Ty witnesses an unscheduled pancake day, he’ll get upset. So, how about we make extra pancakes for Tavvy, and I’ll take him out in the morning? Picnic of some sort. And you can make eggs and bacon for girls and Ty.”
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lexnulla:
“Hey Emma, it’s 4am. If we start walking around the Institute half naked, questions neither of us are prepared to answer are gonna be asked.”

“Just put some pants on and follow me.”
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cont. with @lexnulla
“it’s “ Hey, Julian, it’s 4am, lets go make breakfast half dressed. ” How’s that?”
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The Morning After Sentence Starters
"Get out, get out, get out, get out!"
"Do you remember anything from last night?"
"Why are you in my bed?"
"I'd offer you breakfast, but I think I'm too sore to move."
"So.. Was it good?"
"Who topped?"
"I thought you'd be gone by the time I woke up..."
"I should go."
"This didn't mean anything."
"We shouldn't have done this..."
"Of course I'm freaking out! You're my friend!"
"I'm guessing this was a one time thing?"
"Yeah, yeah, I know how this goes. I'll grab my clothes and get out of here."
"Good morning, hope you don't mind me borrowing your shirt.."
"I made you coffee, did you want some Aspirin?"
"This stays between us."
"Congratulations. You actually convinced me to sleep with you."
"Are you sneaking out on me?"
"So, how much for last night?"
"Holy shit! she's on her way over here right now, she/he CANNOT see you!"
"Don't answer it!"
"Do you have any idea how wrong this was?"
"We're cheaters. We're horrible people. Oh god my mother would be so ashamed of me right now."
"..Do you wanna do this again sometime, maybe?"
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