lexsiyette
lexsiyette
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lexsiyette · 13 hours ago
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Indini jrns
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lexsiyette · 2 days ago
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THIS.
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lexsiyette · 6 days ago
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oh ayoooo???? bet
perchance i made a little something
Well, it won’t mean half as much to me if I don’t have you here (1500 words) by Rlo64womp883_a Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Mystery Science Theater 3000 Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Emily Connor & Jonah Heston & Joel Robinson, Emily Connor & Jonah Heston & Joel Robinson & Pearl Forrester, Mike Nelson & Crow T. Robot & Tom Servo, Mike Nelson & Clayton Forrester, Kinga Forrester & TV's Son of TV's Frank | Max, Kinga Forrester & Clayton Forrester Characters: Joel Robinson, Mike Nelson (MST3K), Jonah Heston, Emily Connor (MST3K), Clayton Forrester, Pearl Forrester, Kinga Forrester, TV's Son of TV's Frank | Max, Crow T. Robot, Tom Servo, Gypsy | GPC (MST3K), Dr. Kabahl (MST3K) Additional Tags: Mentioned Dr. Kabahl (MST3K), Pearl Forrester’s Volkswagen, The ‘Bots Argue, Time Travel, Post-Episode: s13e13 The Christmas Dragon, Escape Plans, Gizmonics Institute (MST3k), The Gizmoplex (MST3K), The Deep Hurting (MST3K), The Time Bag (MST3K), Clayton Forrester Lives, No Beta We Die Like Tv’s Frank, Title from a Jonathan Coulton Song
Summary: After the crew members of the Satellite of Love escape their captivity on the moon using the Time Bag, they find themselves in Wisconsin, circa 1993. Oh, and Pearl’s here too.
Meanwhile, Kinga’s dealing with the foretold Consequences of her Actions™ in 2023, and not having the best time with it.
Watch as they navigate family barbeques, mild identity theft, and the northern midwest.
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lexsiyette · 8 days ago
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so i made up "slang" for the world im making a screenplay about... thoughts?
(it's set in the future)
Teen Lingo in the "Fast" Universe
Dusty/Dusted/Dust= old, "cringe", vintage, outdated
"Oh man, this is mad dusty."
Mopped/Swiffed= Cool, forgivable, understandable, fantastic
"That shirt is so mopped, dude!"
Swank (Pronounced "Shwank")= Classy, "snatched", "snazzy", radical
"That's kind of swank."
Occasionally, if any "S" words are said in the same sentence as the "Swank", teens often put an "Sh" sound at those "s" letters...
"Sherioushly, broshky, that ish sho shwank." (pronounciation)
At the Highest Key (Or Peak)= Obvious, "duh", synonym to the phrase "High-key"
"Dude, but at the Highest Key, she thinks you're hot."
"At the Highest Peak, I'm loving this."
Gelled-Up= Suck-up, overly fancy, often annoying, basically a mommy's boy or a daddy's girl that nobody can stand, often refers to a person.
"Why's bro being so Gelled-Up right now?"
Down Under= The synonym to the phrase "Low-key", basically means the same thing.
"Dude, Down Under, I'm loving this sandwich."
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lexsiyette · 17 days ago
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back at it again with my fanfiction catalogue. take your pick.
ALL OF THESE CAN BE FOUND ON WATTPAD, QUOTEV, and A03 UNDER THE SAME TITLES
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lexsiyette · 21 days ago
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hey so like remember my post on the whole "fanfic" thing?
here it is you can also find this on Wattpad and A03 of the same name
feast
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lexsiyette · 22 days ago
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I have an Indiana Jones fanfic idea
im kinda nervy to yap about it because its like very complicated in terms of lore
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lexsiyette · 22 days ago
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Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome...
My newest reaction pic
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lexsiyette · 1 month ago
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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH I LOVE THIS DUDE
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Lil Joel doodle. My pencil disconnected from my iPad and I can’t find my adapter anywhere 😔
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lexsiyette · 1 month ago
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STOP WAIT STOP HOLD THOSE HORSES
I HAVE A UNICORN PILLOW JUST LIKE THAT ON THE BOTTOM
HELL, that IS MY PILLOW DUDE
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i'm very passionate about this
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lexsiyette · 1 month ago
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AMEN!
Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.
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lexsiyette · 1 month ago
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some art ive been arting lately
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lexsiyette · 6 months ago
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I GOT MY DREAM ROLE!
look in tags to see what it is :D
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lexsiyette · 6 months ago
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any sanders sides fans?
too bad heres mine
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imagination/creativity (Alex)
The oldest Side
Hobbies
- Writing
- Performing
- professional daydreaming (yeah thats the gist)
- ideas! ideas!
Adjectives
• creative
•imaginative
•egotistical
•cocky
•stubborn
//Relations\\
Sexuality
- Aroace/Maverique
Crush
- None
Best Friend(s)
- Passion
- Humor
Other
- The oldest of the sides
//Other\\
Favourite colour(s)
- Orange, shades of dark pink/blue
Favourite band/artist
- It's on and off, but now it's Book of Mormon and MST3K
Favourite song
- "Man Up" from Book of Mormon
//OTHER\\
the MOST LIKE myself in real life, but kind of the best? (he's like my dream self, ignore the flaws)
oh and he sleeps really late because of another side's antics with the body so he sleeps really late and when he does that the body has creative block and the other sides wake him up so he can give motivation to Lexsi :D
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Maturity/intelligence (richard)
Hobbies
- Math, evaluation
- Reading
- The body doesn't like it, so in his bedroom he likes trying on new clothes
Adjectives
• Mature
•Intelligent
•Logical
•Hogger (of control, of dreams, of paths)
• easily annoyed
//Relations\\
Sexuality
- Unknown
Best Friend(s)
- Imagination. When he's stressed, he goes to Imagination for help.
Other
- His twin brother is Humor/Wit. What a bunch :D
//Other\\
Favourite colour(s)
- Black
Favourite band/artist
- He likes listening to Brian Regan (yeah. the comedian. ironic)
Favourite song
- Tbh, One from Chorus Line (he likes the inensity)
//OTHER\\
Despite representing Maturity, he formed shortly after Imagination and a few other Sides, making me a very mature little brat for my age (i get this a lot)
He calls everyone their emotion representation instead of their names, because he's a formal guy.
He has a very tight schedule, but everyone's made him promise he won't enforce it on their host
The host often has social cues missed due to himself thinking he's of highest standard, so the scar is a few tear streaks for her low self esteem
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humor/wit (chaz)
Hobbies
- Improvising in shows
- Jokes
Adjectives
• Witty
•Humorous
• Funny
•Desperate
•Natural Leader
//Relations\\
Sexuality
- gay, non binary
Best Friend(s)
- Passion and Imagination
Other
- twin brother of Maturity
//Other\\
Favourite colour(s)
- Surprisingly, they like muted colors such as white, gray, and black
Favourite band/artist
- Sammy J, Randy Feltface, Eddie Murphy
Favourite song
- Beach
//OTHER\\
Is the only one allowed to call Maturity "Richard"
Has a nickname for everyone, but they're not mean
Very low self esteem.
Collaborates with Imagination frequently, especially while Lexsi's in improv classes
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Cowardice (Sparky)
Hobbies
- roleplaying online
- coping with food
- having the host go to the mall
-ocd vibes
- talking and talking and talking and googling and talking
Adjectives
• cowardly
•fearful
•stressed
•frantic
•heart of absolute fragile gold
//Relations\\
Sexuality
- demiboy
Best Friend(s)
- Temper and Insomnia
Other
- None
//Other\\
Favourite colour(s)
- Muted purple hues, but sadly his closet isn't full of that
Favourite band/artist
-as long as he feels like crying its good
Favourite song
- "We'll Meet Again" or "Happiness"
//OTHER\\
Formed right after Imagination, right when the Host started to trust and mistrust aspects of the world
he's triggered into controlling the host's emotional state by the mention or sound of the mentioned fears above
oftentimes, he's gaslit by the other sides (mainly Anxiety) to take control because they need something
agere dreamer :D
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temper/sensitivity (Blue)
Hobbies
- playing with cats and geckos. The host doesn't have them, but he sure does. he loves playing with them
- Watching Mission Impossible
-Talking with Maturity about how stupid people can be
- Being a therapist for all the sides, especially Cowardice
Adjectives
• Short tempered
• vunerable
•sensitive
•sentimental
//Relations\\
Sexuality
- questioning
Best Friend(s)
- Maturity
Past lover?
- Anxiety
Other
- He enjoys being truly alone, just like the host
//Other\\
Favourite colour(s)
- red
Favourite band/artist
- ???
Favourite song
-???
//OTHER\\
Was created due to the rising temper towards rule breaking classmates during a theatre production that Passion really took hold of
He's kind of the host's go-to side in hard times
Crying in the shower? Aight bet.
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Passion (Anthony)
Hobbies
- Collaborating with other sides
- Hyperfixating
-Surfing the internet for fanart/fanfics
- scrolling on youtube for a specific movie scene
-watching tv/musicals
Adjectives
•passionate
•talented
•over friendly
•stubborn
•gate-keepy
//Relations\\
Sexuality
- Gay
Best Friend(s)
- Imagination :D
Other
- None
//Other\\
Favourite colour(s)
- Yellow! All things Yellow and warm and happy!
Favourite band/artist
- You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown
Favourite song
- Not a song but the '66 concept album of said musical. Whole thing. makes him squeal.
//OTHER\\
formed last, mainly during the time when the host discovered musicals and MST3k. he became the pure phase-giver for this girl :D
his first duty to hyperfixate on was Godspell/Hamilton
fanfiction? main focus? procrastination? oh hes got it.
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anxiety (Xavien)
Hobbies
-reading
-using his ability
-attempting to understand people
Adjectives
•anxious
•manipulative
•snarky
•stubborn
•socially unaware
//Relations\\
Sexuality
-omni
Best Friend(s)
- Temper (anxiety loves annoying him)
Other
- Insomnia is his twin brother
//Other\\
Favourite colour(s)
- blue
Favourite band/artist
-Pippin, mST3K
Favourite song
- hobgoblins
//OTHER\\
he can't help not getting along with everyone, it's just his personality
has a book titled How To Understand People, he annotates it, but it's bad advice since the book is written by knowledge from the brain
he usually force-triggers others out in order to get things done for himself
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Insomnia (Hypno)
Hobbies
- sleeping/not sleeping
-watching youtube
-playing pretend
-reading fanfiction
-googling random stuff
Adjectives
• restless
•tired
•sleep deprived
•giddy
•easily bored
//Relations\\
Sexuality
- trans (MTF, but doesn't mind being called a brother)
Best Friend(s)
- Sparky
Other
- Anxiety is her twin brother
//Other\\
Favourite colour(s)
- deep cyan
Favourite band/artist
- The Buggles
Favourite song
- Video Killed the Radio Star
//OTHER\\
When she's asleep, the other Side's use their life force to keep the Host awake during class
her dollie represents the Host's actual real life doll (Maggie is my best friend :D)
there are four Maggies in the Mind Palace, but her Maggie is the one she carries around all the time. the others keep their dolls in their room for sleeping only
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lexsiyette · 8 months ago
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Yo ho motherfuckers
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lexsiyette · 9 months ago
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lexsiyette · 10 months ago
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Hello this is a mSTie speaking I have a fanfiction I made about riffing on childhood stories.
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