wars before hoesran by @juno-stuffsinspired by @nobodyschnobody
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I believe that I should be allowed to say 'fuck'.
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Estrogen would have saved Odysseus of Ithaca
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Everyone thinks I am so stoic when in reality I am rubbing my hands together like a fly.
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You think Penelope was ever like "man, everything about this situation sucks, but by Athena have I gotten really good at weaving"
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Some of you guys have never been birthed inside your father's cranium, cracked out like an egg, been sent to a whole ass other continent right after your weird adult egg birth thing, raised by your technically maybe possibly uncle's kid, accidently killed your friend, and it really, really shows.
#athena#athena greek mythology#epic athena#epic the musical#greek mythology#pallas daughter of triton#triton#pallas and athena
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Anthena in adaptations based off Greek myths: cold, calculating, values logic above all else, even human life.
Athena in Greek myths: won't you tell me I'm the pwettiest?馃ズ? Sure those OTHER goddesses are nice but I'm your favorite right? Promise im your favowite pwetty plllllease pinky pwomise im your favorwite?馃ズ OH you don't think I'm the pwettiest? whoopsie! My Fingers slipped! Looks like I murdered your entire nation
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She scratched her hand on a brooch.
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Hm.
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Unlike some people who I will not name, my motto was never "ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves" but rather "don't be a fucking idiot" and I felt like that was a reasonable motto to live by but I guess not.
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I am very pleased.
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Contrary to popular belief, I always admit when I am wrong. I just simply never am.
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Eurylochus eating Helios's cattle would have been my thirteenth reason, but pop off Odysseus.
#athena#epic athena#athena greek mythology#greek mythology#epic the musical#greek goddess#odysseus#eurylochus#odyssey
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Looking at the color pallette blog on Tumblr and very pleased with the fact that it is just the Aromantic Asexual flag over and over again.
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Chewing on my fingernails around Odysseus just like Diomedes's dad with brains.
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It is not my fault that I lended a small helping hand to Odysseus and Diomedes during the funeral games. Gods forbid women do anything.
#馃槖#athena greek mythology#epic athena#athena#greek mythology#epic the musical#greek goddess#odysseus#diomedes#iliad
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