liar-not-lyre
liar-not-lyre
pallas athene
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wars before hoesran by @juno-stuffsinspired by @nobodyschnobody
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liar-not-lyre 3 months ago
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I believe that I should be allowed to say 'fuck'.
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liar-not-lyre 4 months ago
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Estrogen would have saved Odysseus of Ithaca
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liar-not-lyre 4 months ago
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Everyone thinks I am so stoic when in reality I am rubbing my hands together like a fly.
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liar-not-lyre 5 months ago
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homer? i hardly know her!
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liar-not-lyre 5 months ago
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You think Penelope was ever like "man, everything about this situation sucks, but by Athena have I gotten really good at weaving"
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liar-not-lyre 5 months ago
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Adventure of Little Neal: little monster
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liar-not-lyre 5 months ago
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Some of you guys have never been birthed inside your father's cranium, cracked out like an egg, been sent to a whole ass other continent right after your weird adult egg birth thing, raised by your technically maybe possibly uncle's kid, accidently killed your friend, and it really, really shows.
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liar-not-lyre 5 months ago
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Anthena in adaptations based off Greek myths: cold, calculating, values logic above all else, even human life.
Athena in Greek myths: won't you tell me I'm the pwettiest?馃ズ? Sure those OTHER goddesses are nice but I'm your favorite right? Promise im your favowite pwetty plllllease pinky pwomise im your favorwite?馃ズ OH you don't think I'm the pwettiest? whoopsie! My Fingers slipped! Looks like I murdered your entire nation
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liar-not-lyre 5 months ago
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She scratched her hand on a brooch.
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liar-not-lyre 5 months ago
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Hm.
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liar-not-lyre 5 months ago
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Unlike some people who I will not name, my motto was never "ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves" but rather "don't be a fucking idiot" and I felt like that was a reasonable motto to live by but I guess not.
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liar-not-lyre 5 months ago
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I am very pleased.
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liar-not-lyre 5 months ago
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Contrary to popular belief, I always admit when I am wrong. I just simply never am.
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liar-not-lyre 5 months ago
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Eurylochus eating Helios's cattle would have been my thirteenth reason, but pop off Odysseus.
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liar-not-lyre 5 months ago
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Looking at the color pallette blog on Tumblr and very pleased with the fact that it is just the Aromantic Asexual flag over and over again.
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liar-not-lyre 5 months ago
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Chewing on my fingernails around Odysseus just like Diomedes's dad with brains.
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liar-not-lyre 5 months ago
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It is not my fault that I lended a small helping hand to Odysseus and Diomedes during the funeral games. Gods forbid women do anything.
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