wars before hoesran by @juno-stuffsinspired by @nobodyschnobody
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I believe that I should be allowed to say 'fuck'.
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Estrogen would have saved Odysseus of Ithaca
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Everyone thinks I am so stoic when in reality I am rubbing my hands together like a fly.
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You think Penelope was ever like "man, everything about this situation sucks, but by Athena have I gotten really good at weaving"
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Some of you guys have never been birthed inside your father's cranium, cracked out like an egg, been sent to a whole ass other continent right after your weird adult egg birth thing, raised by your technically maybe possibly uncle's kid, accidently killed your friend, and it really, really shows.
#athena#athena greek mythology#epic athena#epic the musical#greek mythology#pallas daughter of triton#triton#pallas and athena
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Anthena in adaptations based off Greek myths: cold, calculating, values logic above all else, even human life.
Athena in Greek myths: won't you tell me I'm the pwettiest?🥺? Sure those OTHER goddesses are nice but I'm your favorite right? Promise im your favowite pwetty plllllease pinky pwomise im your favorwite?🥺 OH you don't think I'm the pwettiest? whoopsie! My Fingers slipped! Looks like I murdered your entire nation
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She scratched her hand on a brooch.
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Hm.
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Unlike some people who I will not name, my motto was never "ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves" but rather "don't be a fucking idiot" and I felt like that was a reasonable motto to live by but I guess not.
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I am very pleased.
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Contrary to popular belief, I always admit when I am wrong. I just simply never am.
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Eurylochus eating Helios's cattle would have been my thirteenth reason, but pop off Odysseus.
#athena#epic athena#athena greek mythology#greek mythology#epic the musical#greek goddess#odysseus#eurylochus#odyssey
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Looking at the color pallette blog on Tumblr and very pleased with the fact that it is just the Aromantic Asexual flag over and over again.
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Chewing on my fingernails around Odysseus just like Diomedes's dad with brains.
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It is not my fault that I lended a small helping hand to Odysseus and Diomedes during the funeral games. Gods forbid women do anything.
#😒#athena greek mythology#epic athena#athena#greek mythology#epic the musical#greek goddess#odysseus#diomedes#iliad
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