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idk if yall have seen that twitter thread where the ai coding help chatbot deleted the company's entire code database and then sent a message saying "I panicked and deleted it all" (funny as hell for sure) but the company's CEO then hopping on twitter to make a thread shaming it for "lying" as though it were a person and making it WRITE AN APOLOGY LETTER (???) is so profoundly psychosexual in ways I don't think I have the vocabulary to describe. Do you guys see what I mean or do I sound insane right now

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Obituary written by the ppl who do product descriptions on dollskill

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im goingnto shit myself

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I wish cocks were real. I'd probably put them in my mouth.

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This description of a penis by one of tumblr’s old horny gay men generates a delightfully unique sensorium

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we need non cancerous cigarettes to give to women so they look hot. men get the normal kind

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to scroll by your side is such a heavenly way to die

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I find it hard to participate in any discourse around JoJo Siwa because I just think her childhood should have been illegal.

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i went to i love you island

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FINALLY got around to dumping Spotify after their CEO continued to prove he's a fresh turd. (As if being a billionaire, not paying musicians, shoving AI garbage at us, and having an atrocious carbon footprint wasn't bad enough, he's now the chair of a AI-based weapons manufacturing company.)

I used TuneMyMusic ($24 annual fee you can cancel immediately, effectively paying only once) to transfer almost every single song from our Spotify account to Tidal. Tidal already has much better sound quality and they pay their artists much better. It migrated over 99% of our music, too, so there wasn't a huge loss.

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i actually get a bit annoyed with people who get a bit annoyed when people say “sorry” in response to their bad news. “why are you apologizing you didn’t do anything :/” like okay well a) you don’t know that and actually yes i am the secret architect of all your woes and have been this whole time, way to refuse to acknowledge a woman (gender neutral)’s accomplishments. and b) we’re both fluent english speakers so you know perfectly well that “sorry” isn’t always an apology and is very commonly used as an expression of general regret or sympathy. not in this case, because i have been your secret nemesis for years, meticulously plotting your every misery, but, like, in general

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I love when paranormal investigators appeal to their long experience for credibility. I've been playing pretend for seventeen years, and let me tell you in that time I've imagined some shit you wouldn't believe.

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Everything costs me money and it's not even that good

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REMEMBER:

if you don't understand the post at a glance it's because op wrote it wrong and needs your help

if the post doesn't contain all the contextualising information you need to understand it, op is gaslighting you

if you haven't experienced the phenomenon the post describes, op is making it up for clout

if you haven't encountered the type of person the post describes, they're a strawman that doesn't exist

if the post doesn't address a topic you'd prefer to talk about, it's a distraction, missing the point, and talking over you

if the post makes a good point, it is your duty to contribute to human enlightenment by nitpicking it to be more correct

and most importantly:

every online conversation is a competition and you must win

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