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hey, which horror subgenre are you?
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I was told she pets other dogs but I wasn’t ready for how funny it is
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there is always some fucking laundry and dust and some other shit
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“you should be at the club” i should be by the sea. i should be in the mountains. i should be awestruck and rendered speechless by the majesty of the natural world. if you even care
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Btw if you dont make things cheaper ill kill myself
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Conservatives have no plan[s] to help. All policies are an excuse to impose misogyny.
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I don’t have anyone to send this to so I’m posting it here bc it made me laugh so hard I don’t want to lose it when twitter dies
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adding a keysmash to the end of a message like a dog sneezing on purpose to show theyre just playing
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A male president? I dont know,…what if he gets a boner and we have another cold war
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i wish conventionally unattractive women were able to be successful in the performing arts the same way conventionally unattractive men are. men just get to be talented. women have to be talented and fuckable
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They’re so close to getting it and yet so far it’s driving me insane
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