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my family

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Live in memory

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When a fic doesn’t fit my head canons but it’s well-written

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When a fic doesn’t fit my head canons but it’s well-written

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so polite

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Just take a moment to appreciate this cute seal. Life won't always be tough :3 unless you're a WRITER. then it never stops. half joking.

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i waited for you, yknow

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small EVIL CREATURE forces man to DO HIS BIDDING while said man is healing from a LIFE ALTERING INJURY and GRIEVING

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Karma

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this stopped my tears. thank you BrightIsland9888 on the alnst reddit

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One guard lies. One guard tells the truth. One guard thinks he's telling the truth but operates from deeply unsound epistemological principles that were inculcated by his elders to steer him to specific predefined conclusions, he's not lying but nothing he says is as actionable as he thinks it is. One guard is honest but he's got that thing where he keeps confusing your left and right with his left and right, and even when it's just him he's always got to stop and think for a second to remember which is which, and long story short he's never once said the correct door on the first try. One guard says whatever the first guard to speak says because he's afraid of being left out. One guard claims the opposite of whoever was first to speak because he's a contrarian. One guard does that fuckass postmodern "what is truth" song and dance because he doesn't actually know which door is the correct one, he lost the briefing packet and for obvious reasons he can't pick a door to check in person. Defeats the whole point if you can come back

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if you see an anomaly, turn back immediately

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when i first heard about the male loneliness epidemic i was like oh yeah close camaraderie and bonding between men is often discouraged in favor of competition or, if not discouraged, at least filtered through a lens of individualism that precludes deep connections. and then i learned what people meant by it (men arent getting laid) to which i say skill issue

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Toxic/doomed yuri snowgrave route

Perchance? Wait I have an idea

Never let me cook again 😭

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i have to use krusie to trick myself into practicing environments like a dog with peanut butter