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Hey sorry your boyfriend walked downstairs. Yeah your boyfriend got to the bottom but uh. Instead of proceeding he turned the right. Sorry about your boyfriend. He's a shadow monster man now

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So apparently the Americans are unaware that in Australia, all soy sauce is distributed via tiny 1-inch fish bottles

Imagine a whole country never having tasted the nectar of the microplastic marlon, no wonder America is like that

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shoutout to my friend who really likes hyrule fields

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talking to animals as wolf link was my favorite thing to do when i was like 7

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the depths.

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let me know your favorite unhinged ghirahim quote

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oh shit wait brainblast incoming

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i’m gay but i’m always gonna choose the well developed straight ship over the 2 bland and incompatible white dudes that have 500,000 fanfics written about them. you guys just hate women.

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cuz when we sneezing and hopping

we snopping

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fruice,,, 🥭🍎🍏🍑🍐🍊🍇🍓

,,, vegdebles 🥦🍆🥑🥒🥔🥕🫑🌽

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hey wait i just realized these are the same song

i didnt even have to change the key

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Mocha and her baby

Show me pics of your pets, doesnt have to be rabbits i just wanna see some spoiled critters today

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where's that tweet about how unfortunately it isn't illegal for people to have bad taste and you can't punish them for it

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You have this post till midnight September 1st 2025, you may do whatever you like with it, but afterwards reblogs will be turned off

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they call it his achilles heel because ack! It killies him