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my empire of gurt.. i will slurp you down. i will make you purp

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Posting these old ass doobles of Beastie Tam bc I promised I would in exchange for SOMEONE'S tamcien fic 😒 Enjoy | guess

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i've never used picmix before but I had a vision and needed to see it through

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DO NOT BREAK THE WINDOW! he has NO food and NO water, he is listening to his LEAST FAVORITE MUSIC, the HEAT IS ON and the WINDOWS ARE SEALED WITH LIQUID CEMENT. we HATE OUR SHITTY DOG and ARE TRYING TO KILL HIM. thanks!

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The beauty of tumblr is that some people here think that cigarettes get you high and drinking once a week makes you an alcoholic, while others here started smoking at 13 and wouldn't even consider ketamine a drug because everyone does it. And both of them are on tumblr blogging about TV shows from 2005.

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jb bedding [real]

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Lùthien comic test pages ! 

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when youre talking to someone and you can tell theyre a sex baby and not a stork baby

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no shade in the shadow of the cross

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emo... 😢

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in times like these at least i have the character

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ive never played baldurs gate 3 in my life but i just woke up from a dream where astarion had a little brother named bimbles but players fucking hated bimbles bc in the game astarion would care more about bimbles than the player so ppl started uploading videos where theyd kill bimbles and a video called “900 ways to KILL bimbles in baldurs gate 3” got like 10 million views and then bc of the backlash larian studios released a patch where astarion would kill bimbles early in the game if the player asked him too but he’d do it while shaking and sobbing in total anguish and ppl started posting videos of the scene where astarion kills bimbles with titles like “baldurs gate 3’s BEST patch”

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idc if you don't like Nesta but when yall say Cassian can "put her in her place" ewwww how is the 1940s propaganda down your throat tasting

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reblog this and in the tags, write the band that comes to mind first when you think back to being 13 years old