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Me when I get you

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Sauron burning through Middle Earth in the Second Age, inspired by medieval millefleur tapestries and Tolkien's watercolor painting of Sauron [prints]

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Where are you from

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was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.

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Today's Seal Is: Devourer Of The Sun

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the doctor prescribes me more mouse bites and i blush and look away bashfully because my doctor is a beautiful mousegirl

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comic artists not being able to keep a basic physical characteristic of a character consistent across all their comics drives me absolutely fucking bananas. i feel like i’m being gaslit. like i KNOW that bitch’s eyes aren’t blue you can’t trick me!!!

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So many conspiracy theories are like:

Why did scientists (a teacher when i was 10) lie to us about this (an evolving complex issue requiring decades of research) when you can just look it up online and get the truth (further simplified information)

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daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

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He says hi

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would you still like me even if i experienced emotions

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reblog game put in the tags how you found prev

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sometimes your favorite fanfic isn't a fanfic at all but the insane DM's between you and your equally freaky mutual

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oh thank god

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can u imagine if other pieces of media were as scared of calling their monsters what they are as zombie media is about calling zombies zombies

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Microsoft really out here trying to stifle my creativity

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fascinated by this quora thread positing the bruce springsteen gay multiverse