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birth year of ASOIAF characters if AGOT took place in 2025:
a lot of the characters in ASOIAF were aged up for the show (with good reason in a lot of cases) but one thing that always strikes me about the books is how YOUNG most of them are.
so here are what their birth years would be if the books started in 2025 (pretend their birthday this year already happened).
this based on ages in AGOT- if we meet the character later I added a year or so depending on the book (also I split groups by decades for ease of reading).
Aemon: 1926
Tywin: 1970
Jorah: 1985
Davos (if ACOK is 2026) and Oberyn (if ASOS is 2026): 1986
Robert Baratheon: 1989
Ned: 1990
Stannis: 1991
Catelyn: 1992
Jaime, Cersei, and Lysa: 1994
Drogo: 1995
Littlefinger: 1996
Sandor: 1998
Tyrion: 2001
Viserys and Renly: 2004
Theon: 2006
Shae and Brienne (if ACOK is 2026): 2007
Loras: 2009
Jon, Robb, Samwell, and Margaery: 2011
Daenerys, Joffrey, and Meera (if ACOK is 2026): 2012
Sansa: 2014
Jojun (if ACOK is 2026): 2015
Arya: 2016
Bran and Myrcella: 2018
Tommon: 2019
Robert Arryn: 2020
Rickon: 2023
please comment if I got anything wrong/forgot anyone! (characters whose ages are too ambiguous I didn't include)
#brienne being ten full years younger than me..... just fell to my knees at walmart#cat isn't even a milf to me like we would've gone to high school together#a song of ice and fire
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well maybe you should blearily wake up at 5:08 in the pre-dawn light and find the sleeping soft tiny mammal body of your cat just inches from your head like a miracle too beautiful for speech, and you should rustle one hand out from your blankets to rub fingertip circles across the warm eggshell dome of her little velvet-wrapped skull and on the bristly patches just where the cups of her ears begin, and as she inclines her head into your fingers and purrs without ever opening her little eyes you should feel a love so tender that you understand how that love could have reached out from the fireside into the inky spangled nights long gone to reach her, and then you'll feel better
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i don't care about lestat and his diva arc, if iwtv s3 doesn't have armand in it i'm gonna bomb the amc headquarters
#i care about lestat in the way that i love how sam reid portrays him and also i want to see him and louis fuck again. for fujoshi reasons#but i just don't care about the character like that sorry he's just like. there#interview with the vampire
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Tumblr gifmakers are better than $1mil worth of marketing. I’ll see endless ads for a show and be like meh but I’ll see one good gifset and suddenly I’m on s2 ep10 finding blorbo from my gifs
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Many are not familiar with what is called a diva moment. Youre about to learn
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another glorious day of not joining an imperialist military and not invading someone else's home and not getting shot in the head by a guerilla resistance fighter :3 god this is literally sooooo easy if u aren't a bitch
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rise. live. fight. think about women. do not waver
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last day of having my emotional support weekly murderbot episode. how am i supposed to thrive in these conditions
#watching a show with weekly episodes is all fun and games until it's over and then you spend like two months desperately trying to find#something that gives you something to look forward to every week. and you never find it#happened to me last year when s1 of percy jackson ended and i spent all february trying not to lose my mind#murderbot my best friend 😭 can't believe i won't have it on my screen next week#zai.ez
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“cats can’t do any tricks” well wrong.
cats can:
sniff
fall off things
Lick plastic (BAD trick)
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la que se va a liar en mi grupo de amigos es que no os hacéis idea
#y como siempre: yo en medio#me fascina que la gente no sea capaz de hablar de sus movidas con la persona que tiene esas movidas pero por alguna razón no tenga problema#en venir a mí a contármelo a pesar de que estamos hablando de una persona en común a la que yo también quiero y que me está hablando#también de la persona que viene a comentarme sus problemas. dios bendito hemos probado acaso la comunicación#never have a crush ever. y menos de alguien de tu grupo de amigos#o alternativamente haces lo que os dé la gana mientras no os comporteis de forma completamente enajenada#zai.ez
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"learn to be bored" "being bored is good for you" "be at peace with yourself" NO! 4 SCREENS AT ONCE!!!!!!
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#yo viendo el estado de mi cuenta bancaria después de planear el viaje de mi grupo#no preguntéis. no preguntéis
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