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Let me put this in terms you can understand: awawawawawa
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a lot of people on here post like the library is some magical jrr tolkein shit when in reality it looks like this:

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"It took me TWO years to finish this sketch book!" Well that's cuz you're not fuckin sketching. Those are fully painted pieces dawg that's a renderedbook. I've gone through four sketchbooks in my off time this year alone I just draw stupid faces and shit for fun. pussy up like the rest of us and start drawing stick figures with guns
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I think the best most human thing in the world is strangers doing a silly thing together
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What counts as a hot dog? It's more complicated than you think 🌭
Watch the full Game Changer episode on Dropout
#the ultimate test of any friend group is asking what noncritical category an item is#is a macaron a cookie? is a toasted sandwich 'toast'? what counts as a 'hot dog'?#people will die on some wild fucking hills for the most arbitrary reasons
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cw LOUD. my girlfriends audio drivers are fucked somehow but its the funnies tthing in the world. bear witness.
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when you want to play online but they haven’t accepted your requests yet
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if he was still alive he would be fucking PISSED
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Another comic based on a favorite post of mine, because what can I say? I love posts
Original post by @cryptotheism
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Another comic based on a favorite post of mine, because what can I say? I love posts
Original post by @cryptotheism
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Today round ass puppy revealed to me, exhausted, at the end of my rope, that her training wasn't working not because she didn't understand, she did, she did, but instead because treats, chicken, turkey and pork apparently weren't enough motivation. She began obeying every word with startling accuracy as soon as she was offered something else. Doing backflips and stunts with pyrotechnics as prompted for the promise of a pea. A pea. She's a dog. A pea. A pea. A pea. I have to carry peas around now. On my person. Personal peas. 🫛 peas
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