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every time harry doesn’t want to hang out tom paris finds a woman to get mad at about it. sometimes he just makes one up. this is because he’s a misogynist. and also gay

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if you're in the throes of cosmic despair i cannot recommend museums enough. art or science or history it doesn't matter. oh we're all connected, all of us and everything, throughout all time and space, and no one, no one, no one is alone? awesome. that's what i thought i just wanted to make sure.

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everyone knows that space is very very cold, and the sun is very very hot. so i assume there's a bit of space kind of near the sun which is just right. balmy space

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don't wrap your legs around my back, you will get bred. i'm warning you

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hey can i hold your balls?? in my mouth perhaps?

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my best tip for anyone trying to get back into reading is to remember that you can read books to avoid other responsibilities in ur life and it can become a vice if you play your cards right

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i can’t stand “it’s not that deep” attitudes like even if it really really isn’t that deep just PLAY WITH ME. just fucking PLAY. have a meaningless but deep analytical conversation with me. just like think about shit for fun. does anyone else like to think about stuff for fun. it’s so lonely

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Is that a hard penis in your pants or is it something different than that? Also: do you hate me?

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*wraps your boner up to go* i'll eat this at home

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this pride month i want everyone to consider the benefits of abolishing the sex binary

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"This fic is literally just porn, why do you care about the quality of the editing" unfortunately, both my brain and my dick have strong opinions about verb tenses.

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the genius of megamind (beyond the obvious genius ofc) is that it's superman parody actually presents a genuinely unsettling depiction of the "hero" that I like wayyy better than "what if superman was evil" or "what if superman was wrong"... it's "what if superman didn't care"

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a detailed list of things i hate

hot weather

high temperatures

heat

warmer than average conditions

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I love that people just screenshot tiktoks. Fuck videos